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Speaking of the BRITs, is Scott doing his show backstage this year? He might bump into Will Young who is presenting an award. Who needs to "create" beef this year :D

From an American jokes website:

Why Your Dogs Hair Cut Cost More Than Yours

10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.

9. You don't go for eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.

8. Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim.

7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.

6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.

5. You sit still for your hairdresser.

4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.

3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.

2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.

and the #1 reason why your Dog's haircut costs more than yours :

1. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is slim!

http://sheepthrillsmansion.com/rooms/powderRoom/danglyBits/Why_Your_Dogs_Hair_Cut_Cost_More_Than_Yours/20040624/

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