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Have just been to the DENTIST. Lucky to still be alive. :-(

Dentists have a substance they can plant in your tooth to kill you later. It's true because I saw in on a classic episode of Columbo ;)

(well, it was digitalis coated in a time-release gel stuffs, hidden under a crown)

Also just seen a tweet from Michael Winner that he's off to the Dentist, so you're not alone. He once said (well, tweeted) that I was 'very naughty but rite' ya know :P

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Yah. I hate being unorganised and I haven't done ant homework all week amd I've just been stressed and meh.

By the way, why does it seem impossible to find nerds on facebook? It's a GRAMMAR school, hello? So why is everyone popular? Also, please can someone give me tips on how to find someone on facebook?

I think he's in my year but could be in the one above. He is on my bus and quite tall, wears glasses and had a massive backpack, but OMG he has the most beautiful olive-y skin ever. I have tried searching for him under the names Adam, Ben, Ryan, etc. I would have thought we'd at least have some mutual friends. :(

OMASM. Radio presenters are like fruit. Matt is my kumquat and Scott is blatantly my orange.

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maybe i shouldn't be giving relationship advice because i'm known as an ultimate fuck up.

but just go over to him and talk to him, you're going to have to get the ball rolling. easier said than done, but he dosen't sound the type that's going to go to you.

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I agree with DC, just go and talk to him about something, or see what he likes doing and ask him a question about it. But I'm probably not the best person to give relationship advice either.... :(

How did the controlled assessment go by the way? Oh and I'm with you on the homework thing, I have 4 English question to do over the weekend, which I should've done 3 weeks ago.... #fail

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I can't get someone out my mind its unbelievable. Normally after a while you stop bothering and gradually end up not giving a shit at all but with this 1 its different.

When someone says something to you which leads to a huge change in your life you don't find it as easy to forget about them I guess.

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really can't believe how awful tv was last night, big brother this, x factor that!111 fuck off.

i need something to pre-occupy myself with over these winter months. looks like the ps3 is gonna have to go into overdrive.

or have a go at Onlive, that's pretty good if you have a halfway decent net connection like I... don't... ohwait.

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big brother this, x factor that!111 fuck off.

Agreed, I had the misfortune to be at the Glasgow auditions for Z Factor breifly and I have never seen so many deluded no hopers in 1 area at 1 time.

i need something to pre-occupy myself with over these winter months.

Get on the iPlayer, I'm not a big tv fan myself other than comedy and stuff on Dave, so whenever I have time to kill I get Chris Moyles on the iPlayer cos I can't listen to it at work any more.

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Its getting closer and closer to the stage where I have to tell a friend that I won't be attending his wedding. Its not the "not attending" bit thats bothering me, more when he no doubt asks my reasons for not going and when I tell him I've got a fair idea he'll get angry.

To cut a long story short, the girl told a friend of mine that guys paid her for sex but seemed to think this wasn't prostitution. My mate told me shes not a hooker any more and that shes a pornstar (impossible based on what she told me about her "modelling" the 1 time I met her). Anyways shes been found on a website for that kinda thing and shes still regularly logging in so its safe to say shes not given up anything whatsoever.

He thinks he's just a regular guy but to be honest he's pretty naieve and me and my other mates think he's been sucked in by the fact shes a "model" and she seems to like him so he probably doesnt wanna let her be the one that got away. When they first got engaged (£500 ring I might add) I know a friend tried to tell him he was being an idiot although the prositution thing wasn't mentioned. We were told that this was what he wants and we were to keep our opinions to ourselves.

I think it bothers me a little more than it bothers some of my other mates but I can't go along and look like I'm happy for him when I know what I know about her. Most of us have had an ex who has been cheating probably, I know I have, so when it all comes out I have a feeling it'll hit him hard.

My cats been missing for a week tomorrow :cry:
LOL .....

I can only assume this was either a poor attempt at humour or Viv is one of these massively against cat people.

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It was an attempt at humour.

I've got a better one today... we had cat for dinner last night with chianti and beans... #silenceofthecats (lambs)

Hope it shows up tho'. I would hate it if my pooch pal vanished.

I'm not a big fan o cats, tbh... v. smelly, unpleasant claws, tear your jumpers and tights ... and some of the owners can be a bit "loopy" as well. "Crazy cat lady"... Plus you can't get the same affection as you can off a dog. My pooch jumps up and comes running the minute it sees me !!

Handle every stressful situation

Like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it,

Just pee on it and walk away.

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Aah see we come from opposite sides of the fence there. I'm not a big fan of dogs becayse they are so jumpy and want attention all the time, the smell thing happens to matter what it is though. Cats probably do have a smell to people who arent around them much but because I've been around them since I was a baby I don't notice it.

Tights wise, thats not really something I would know about ;)

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My neighbour's cat ripped my tights years ago. I never forgave that. #pussybastard

I like the attention from dogs.

*MUST. RESIST. GAG and NOT.SET.OFF QI OBVIOUS ALARM* oh ya know what, soddit:

So you're telling us you don't like pussy...

I am surprised you have a Pooch pal though, I'd expect something more bovine...

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