Show Diary - 12 January 2026: Scott Mills returns with Robbie Williams

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“I think we’ve all got to that point now of December where everyone’s a little bit delirious.”
“You’ve made it to Friday.”
“It doesn’t get any better than this.”

Scott Mills powered into Friday in full festive mode, acknowledging the collective December delirium and the after-effects of office Christmas parties across the country. He encouraged listeners to check in if they were feeling “a bit tired and a bit emotional”.

Scott revealed it was Tina’s last day before her Christmas break, prompting admiration for her “careful planning” and school-holiday-level organisation. Tina admitted she’d already sorted Secret Santa, wrapped it herself, and even delivered teachers’ presents, earning Scott’s verdict of “Class Rep behaviour.” Ellie Brennan joined in with travel updates but also became part of the banter, from festive exhaustion to missed jokes and the now-legendary spider story. Tina’s tale of returning home from reading The Grinch at Westminster Abbey only to be confronted by a huge wolf spider — trapped under a Sports Direct mug — became one of the morning’s standout moments. “Act calm,” she recalled telling herself, while internally panicking, a very relatable parenting moment that had Scott completely gripped.

Big Guest Friday: Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue arrived on the Scott Mills Breakfast Show like festive royalty, immediately lifting the energy in the studio. Scott could barely contain his excitement as he welcomed her, making it very clear that this wasn’t just a guest slot — Kylie was staying. “You are Kylie Minogue,” Scott said, as he revealed she’d be sticking around to co-host The Wonder Years with him, prompting genuine delight from both sides. Kylie slotted effortlessly into the rhythm of the show, laughing, teasing Scott, and clearly enjoying the chaos of a Radio 2 Friday morning

Conversation turned to her reissued album Kylie Christmas: Fully Wrapped, marking ten years since the original release. Kylie admitted that Christmas songs are the hardest for her to remember the words to, joking that they only come out “once a year and then disappear again.” She laughed about tracks like Santa Baby and Winter Wonderland, confessing that even the waitresses probably don’t know all the lyrics either. Scott loved this revelation, especially coming from someone whose back catalogue is otherwise etched into pop history

Kylie also talked about XMAS, the festive single that’s been more than a decade in the making. She revealed the song had lived in emails and voice notes since 2015, including one memorable subject line made up of emojis spelling out X-M-A — with a dancing lady standing in for the S. She explained that the hand-movement choreography grew out of messing around years ago and only recently became a fully realised track. Scott, clearly thrilled, encouraged listeners to help push it towards Christmas number one territory

The chat became even more personal when Scott mentioned Margot Robbie, revealing that Kylie had once casually suggested Margot should play her in a film. Kylie laughed this off modestly, saying, “Who wouldn’t want Margot Robbie to play them?” while Scott jokingly treated it like a legally binding promise. Texts flooded in from listeners around the world, including fans in Melbourne enjoying summer heat, fish and chips, and a “cheeky Kylie rosé,” much to Kylie’s amusement

Kylie’s presence carried through to the end of the show as she joined Scott for a Christmas-themed Wonder Years and later the handover with Vernon Kay. Vernon praised the buzz in the building, while Kylie charmed him instantly, thanking everyone and soaking up the festive atmosphere. Scott’s joy was unmistakable as he signed off alongside her — a genuine fan moment turned unforgettable radio. As Vernon took over, Scott simply said, “I love you,” to Kylie, perfectly summing up the mood

Sir Michael Palin

Sir Michael Palin joined Big Guest Friday bringing warmth, wisdom and an extraordinary catalogue of stories. Scott introduced him with clear reverence, describing him as a “legendary comedian, writer and broadcaster,” and Michael immediately matched the tone with gentle humour. He spoke about his latest book, Michael Palin in Venezuela, confirming it marked his 100th country visited — a milestone that even Scott sounded slightly awed by

Michael explained that these days he’s drawn to destinations that aren’t obvious travel-show choices. He spoke about visiting places like Venezuela, Iraq and North Korea, emphasising that while headlines often focus on conflict, everyday life continues underneath it all. “People still have to live their lives,” he said, explaining how those human stories are what interest him most. Scott listened intently, clearly fascinated by the calm conviction Michael brings to these experiences

One of the most gripping moments came when Michael recalled an incident in Venezuela where he and his crew were detained by military intelligence for hours. Armed officers searched their equipment before eventually Googling his name on YouTube. Unfortunately, the first result was not Monty Python, but a heated debate about Life of Brian. “It is not very funny,” the officer reportedly said. The mood shifted dramatically when they finally found Monty Python clips, including the fish-slapping dance, which dissolved the tension and ultimately secured their release

Michael also reflected on a powerful moment behind a Venezuelan waterfall, where he carefully navigated slippery rocks with no safety rails. At 81 years old, he described the experience as exhilarating, shouting, “I’m 81 — I should be in bed!” once he made it through. Scott and Kylie were captivated, and Michael admitted a celebratory gin and tonic followed, rounding off what he described as one of the greatest moments of his travels

The conversation drifted into Monty Python history, including BBC parties of the past and the support of Sir David Attenborough, who once told the Pythons their late-night scheduling would help them become a cult. Michael’s stories were met with admiration and laughter, with Scott openly hoping he might one day agree to appear on Taskmaster. Michael remained coy but amused, leaving the door tantalisingly ajar

Greg Davies

Greg Davies entered the studio with his trademark mix of confidence and self-deprecation, immediately joking about Scott using his full name — “Scott Mills” — in the same way Michael McIntyre famously does with him. The timing couldn’t have been better, as Greg was on the morning of a major ticket release for his extended Full Fat Legend tour. Scott hyped it enthusiastically, particularly the looming O2 date, which Greg admitted was “terrifying”

Height was briefly — and gently — addressed, with Scott noting the contrast between Greg and Kylie. Greg handled it with warmth and humour, joking that seated interviews were very much preferable and that standing conversations could become awkward quickly. The camaraderie between the three guests felt natural, with Greg praising the hug he shared with Kylie as “just right”

One of the biggest laughs came when Scott revealed the existence of intense Greg Davies fan communities online. To Greg’s horror, Sir Michael Palin was enlisted to read out a glowing fan comment describing Greg as having “aged like a fine wine” since growing a beard and getting glasses. Greg took it in good spirits, joking that he’d simply hidden his face better. Kylie later added her own interpretation, suggesting the compliment might mean his face had “collapsed nicely”

Talk turned to Taskmaster, with Scott celebrating the recent 20th series finale and openly campaigning for Michael Palin to appear on the show. Greg explained the New Year specials, including episodes featuring non-comedians, and dropped names like Sam Ryder, Jill Scott and Rose Ayling-Ellis. He teased Michael gently, reminding him that guests have to turn the show down three times before Greg stops asking — to which Michael admitted he was only on his first refusal

Greg’s favourite song of all time was then revealed: Call Me Maybe. Scott played it in full, delighted by the choice, while Greg confessed it’s part of his nightly routine. “I floss, I blow my nose, I listen to that song, and I go to bed,” he said, before adding it’s also the first thing he plays in the morning. It was a perfectly unexpected insight that had Scott, Kylie and listeners laughing — a fitting end to Greg’s joyful Big Guest Friday appearance

Listeners, the Good Morning Minute and Birthday Magic

The Good Morning Minute was packed with classic Scott Mills energy, as listeners from across the UK checked in with one-sentence summaries of their Fridays. From hungover hotel birthdays to retirement days, nativity excitement and grocery deliveries in Christmas jumpers, the segment captured the full spectrum of festive Britain. One listener, Emily, revealed she’d started planking during the Good Morning Minute, prompting Scott to gleefully declare himself “basically Les Mills.” Later, Scott orchestrated a birthday moment for Jase, who had woken up alone in a hotel on his birthday after a work party. The solution? Christina Aguilera “singing” Happy Birthday on Radio 2, leaving Jase delighted and Scott triumphant.

The Easiest Quiz and the Zero Percent Club

The final edition of the week’s Easiest Quiz delivered exactly what fans love: panic, arguing with the quiz, and Scott taking immense joy in contestants fighting their corner. Police dog handler Georgie played brilliantly, supported by tales of Basil the German Shepherd and Bobby the spaniel, but ultimately landed on 11 points after several dramatic near-misses. Scott announced a festive twist for next week: the return of contestants who scored zero points, now proudly dubbed “The Zero Percent Club.” Even Russell T Davies was namechecked as backing the idea.

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