Next director general of BBC

[welovemoyles]

Anyone interested my wife seems ready to read this book. Interesting:D

[MrDoovdeHaxorz]

Oh the Twilight fanfiction... I'll pass.

[rosie_posii]

Apparently it's really bad.

[Viv]

Anyone interested my wife seems ready to read this book. Interesting:D

Ha haa!! I just checked it out. Thought it was gonna be about political life, and it is all about nookie - will buy in due course, I think... :hahaha: how much is it on amazon, plus p+p - no time to research????? !!!!!

[MrDoovdeHaxorz]

Or there's certain websites where you can read it for Free... it's literally Twilight fanfic off some website with names changed and now they're charging for it.

[rosie_posii]

yeah it's off fanfiction.net

it's just badly written i think

[MrDoovdeHaxorz]

It's not even like the original source material, Twilight, is actually of particular merit itself... just overrated and turned into bad movies (one of which I've had to endure - never again).

[rosie_posii]

I know... The book is just full of really awkward sex scenes, there's loads of jokes about it on twitter.

[DC]

it's porn reading for women apparently, so if any bloke gets caught on redtube or anything it's a level playing field.

[DarkAngelMJH]

My manager in work has got all 3 of these on her kindle. I read a bit and it's bad fic, definately wouldn't buy it! Unfortunately my sister has though :|

[R94N]

Funny how certain things can take over everything by storm from seemingly nowhere.

[cxx666]

Twilight/vampires? I'd rather spoon out my own eyes.

Fan fiction? No thanks, lets leave it for the proper authors out there.

Book dirtyness? Hell no, the pages will stick together and smell funny.

[GoOnPigs]

Fan fiction? No thanks, lets leave it for the proper authors out there.

All authors have to start somewhere...

[TheEpicPlum]

Can someone please tell me what this is about? Is it just like, a written porno? My mum and her friends were acting like little fangirls about it earlier, at the school, when I went with her to pick my younger brother up. They were acting like it was really dirty.

Thinking about it. . . actually, I don't wanna know what it's about. Someone please tell me it's purely innocent and really boring?

[DC]

i heard on bacefook that there was some guy in it with long fingers...

[TheEpicPlum]

i heard on bacefook that there was some guy in it with long fingers...

IMAGES. IMAGES. IMAGES. ergh.

[rosie_posii]

It's pretty much written porn apparently...

[DC]

so no girl who reads that is allowed to have a go at me for looking at porntube, end of.

[cxx666]

I am going to lobby that if its alright for women to be "treated" to topless pictures of channing tatum on the sides of buses, in magazines and no doubt film posters, and if its alright for them to sit and read filthy books that as a man I should be given equal rights with topless women posters in random places and the option to get out a copy of Playboy in a park without any comebacks.

[Viv]

I thought that already happened?!

[cxx666]

Not in my world is has.....

[Viv]

of Playboy in a park without any comebacks.

I found a bundle of porn randomly in the countryside some months ago, along with the abandoned chairs and sofas and clothes and everything else.

[cxx666]

Well I hope you left it where it was and allowed a woodland tradition to continue. Those ladies may well be the first ones that a group of boys get to see.

[GoOnPigs]

I was in a restaurant yesterday and a lady at the table next to me was reading it whilst waiting for her food to come. Then once her food arrived to proceeded to talk about what part she was on with her mate.

To make matters worse my mum has now decided she wants to read it!

[MrDoovdeHaxorz]

Well I hope you left it where it was and allowed a woodland tradition to continue. Those ladies may well be the first ones that a group of boys get to see.

Exactly, it's part of the countryside code, covered under "Leave everything as you found it".

Did see a guy in his mid40s reading it on a train today. Not entirely convinced he was the target audience