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Anyone interested my wife seems ready to read this book. Interesting:D

Ha haa!! I just checked it out. Thought it was gonna be about political life, and it is all about nookie - will buy in due course, I think... :hahaha: how much is it on amazon, plus p+p - no time to research????? !!!!!

Delta Machine, Depeche Mode - buy NOW !!

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Can someone please tell me what this is about? Is it just like, a written porno? My mum and her friends were acting like little fangirls about it earlier, at the school, when I went with her to pick my younger brother up. They were acting like it was really dirty.

Thinking about it. . . actually, I don't wanna know what it's about. Someone please tell me it's purely innocent and really boring?

OMASM. Radio presenters are like fruit. Matt is my kumquat and Scott is blatantly my orange.

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I am going to lobby that if its alright for women to be "treated" to topless pictures of channing tatum on the sides of buses, in magazines and no doubt film posters, and if its alright for them to sit and read filthy books that as a man I should be given equal rights with topless women posters in random places and the option to get out a copy of Playboy in a park without any comebacks.

Not impressed with censorship

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I was in a restaurant yesterday and a lady at the table next to me was reading it whilst waiting for her food to come. Then once her food arrived to proceeded to talk about what part she was on with her mate.

To make matters worse my mum has now decided she wants to read it!

And I won't sit down,

And I won't shut up,

But most of all I will not grow up <3

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Well I hope you left it where it was and allowed a woodland tradition to continue. Those ladies may well be the first ones that a group of boys get to see.

Exactly, it's part of the countryside code, covered under "Leave everything as you found it".

Did see a guy in his mid40s reading it on a train today. Not entirely convinced he was the target audience :P

Professional eater of puppy dogs, baby heads and killer of grannies...

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