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Britain's Got Talent 2012 winner will really skyrocket...


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http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2012/01/20/simon-cowell-i-will-blast-britain-s-got-talent-winner-into-space-115875-23708459/

"Simon has declared he intends to blast this year’s Britain’s Got Talent winner into orbit. He has teamed up with show’s new sponsor, Virgin’s Richard Branson, to offer the prize of a flight in Virgin Galactic’s 2,500mph spaceship"

Seems this will happen aboard Beardy Branson's Virgin Galactic 'spaceship' (which is actually quite disappointingly sub-orbital), probably the VSS Enterprise or VSS Voyager (Branson must be a bit of a Trekkie with names like those, next one the VSS Defiant?) hopefully they'll get them all the way up there, then fling open a hatch or something. Especially if Cowell is aboard.

Incidentally, Cowell's face in that picture at the top of the article is completely to scale with his ego.

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