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X Factor 2011


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I was surprised to find no thread about this year's X Factor, so I thought I'd start one myself.

Most of my favourites have already been knocked out:

• John, the gay one with the fringe who liked chocolate digestives with butter.

• The gay teacher guy who was knocked out at boot camp

• Johnny. Need I say more?

• Stefan Romer, the gay, blond one out of The Risk

• Craig Colton, the chubby gay one

• Joe, the surprisingly not gay one who sounded like Paolo Nutini

My favourite is of course Marcus, the one with the v. v. v. fit boyfriend, who was a member of Eton Road which came 5th in The X Factor in the third series. Marcus became lead singer of Eton Road after the gay, emo lead left the band. Yeah.

I don't like Amelia Lily because she has an unfair advantage (has been doing gigs down the country, gaining experience and promoting herself while the others have been in The X Factor house). And Little Mix I don't like because, well… they're girls. And unfortunately I don't swing that way (unless Lady Gaga's involved).

Yeah, so, who's your favourite?? And who do you think'll win?

I kinda think Little Mix will win and I think I'll be OK with that. Tulisa deserves it and I reckon Marcus will do better in the long term if he comes second. :)

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Amelia is actually my very favourite. In fact, the only one i would say can do anything. marcus is being a diva arse, and even mills said so on the radio this evening. showing up at the station with "im not talking" signs .... get over yourself.

When was this please? And what voice? BGT all the way.

OMASM. Radio presenters are like fruit. Matt is my kumquat and Scott is blatantly my orange.

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shame on you for starting a thread about the weekly karaeoke competition :P

on a side note, i have a little suspicion you have a bit of an attraction to gay men?

What gave you that idea? Just coz John Barrowman, Scott Mills, Will Young and some actors who you wouldn't know but played gay characters in this teen soap are on my fit wall? My massive Will Young poster at the end of my bed proves NOTHING.

OMASM. Radio presenters are like fruit. Matt is my kumquat and Scott is blatantly my orange.

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It was during vernon's show monday. Marcus was a guest. he showed up with a big sign twenty feet high with "voice rest" on it, which meant he wasnt gonna speak. the voice will be a new singing comp in the spring with reggie yates. seems the whole of xfactor is a fix, as amelia lily has been announced on hmv site as the winner. i am in bed in shock.

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True. Looks v bad though. people r now saying on twitter that everyone will go nuts on the phone lines saturday anyway, still making xfactor loads of dough.

People doing that why? Do they think they're going to somehow teach XCraptor a lesson by handing them loads of money like that? A boycott would be far more effective.

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Could be. OR, it could be someone against Amelia, because all the soft touches out there are now gonna start voting for other people on Saturday night, so we will never really know who won fairly and squarely.

It has now made newsbeat, and apparently HMV have taken the entire song off of their site.

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It was during vernon's show monday. Marcus was a guest. he showed up with a big sign twenty feet high with "voice rest" on it, which meant he wasnt gonna speak. the voice will be a new singing comp in the spring with reggie yates. seems the whole of xfactor is a fix, as amelia lily has been announced on hmv site as the winner. i am in bed in shock.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

OMASM. Radio presenters are like fruit. Matt is my kumquat and Scott is blatantly my orange.

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Yes, while making the excuse about a technical issue... VERY convenient. Maybe they're trying out the Clarkson effect after people talked about him for Days after what he did last week... getting attention etc.

Well, he was a twat about it.

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only to those failing to understand irony. I won't be surprised you and Viv are included in that...

Mate, I totally understand irony - I am the master of it. But, that implies cruelty anyway.

Do you know anyone taking part in the strike?

Clarkson says no, of course not. He isn't friends with people in the public sector; he surrounds himself with rich, famous people. He doesn't have the moral capacity to empathise with people less well off than himself.

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Curious a girl band has never won historically, and now they have. I missed Xfactor last night, but woke up to bunch of peeps on Twitter kindly informing me who the winners are.

I find this band a big pile o poo personally.... that's just me though.

In fact, this year's Xfactor has just been the all-time worst. I am sure Amelia was given bad songs to sing, and performing with Kelly just finished her. If all that drama had not happened during the week regarding "fix allegations", would she have been given a better song?

If she had won, people would have said "fix"... so, she didn't but people are STILL saying "fix".

Me thinks the Xfactor has just had its time now.

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BTW... breaking news: Frankie Coke-up-the-nozza is rumoured to be heading towards Celeb BB ..... starting in January. Have things got so desperate, so fast.... Linzi Lohan is also rumoured to be going in, so he should be in good company when he gets to the new BB house !! :hahaha:

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