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2011 News Predictions.


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Last year, you all predicted loads of terrorist attacks, however there was not a single 'attack like 911' in 2010.

Some celebrities died, Prince William got engaged and there was an earthquake.

What are your predictions for 2011?

(Stories which will be in the news, nothing Radio 1 related or things which may happen to you)

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Almost.

I'll go for.

The Royal wedding goes to plan.

No major terrorist attacks but something in...hm, I'll go for Wales.

Stephen Hawking will die (he is really starting to take the piss now.)

Google will release Chrome OS which will do well.

Berlusconi won't be president any more.

An ex US president will die.

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OK a (slightly) serious attempt:

- There will be an attempt to disrupt a Royal Wedding (remember, there is more than one this year, and the plans are so well publicised for the main one).

- A plan/project related to the 2012 Olympics will suffer a major setback.

- England will win an international tournament in some obscure, previously little-known (to the UK) sport, and suddenly millions of frustrated football fans will like that sport.

- Nick Clegg will resign/be forced out of the Lib Dem leadership.

- Dario Franchitti will win the Indy 500 and/or the IRL Championship yet again, and finally be recognised in the BBC Sports Personality Of The Year (that's rather hopeful as he got screwed over in favour of a fat bloke who throws mini-spears last year...).

- Prince Charles or The Queen will die.

- Lindsay Lohan will go back to rehab yet again.

- Lewis Hamilton will continue to endanger others with his driving (on and off the racetrack), yet still be (undeservedly and inexplicably) loved.

- One of the ones that didn't win X-Factor will end up with a better career than the 'winner'.

- There will be a reversal of a major political policy/decision.

- Some people will continue to watch things/people they hate, just to find something to 'complain' about (e.g. Frankie Boyle, Eastenders at the moment etc)

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Almost.

I'll go for.

Stephen Hawking will die (he is really starting to take the piss now.)

erm, i find that quite offensive !

once again, Iran to go nuclear :D

North Korea to make a big attack on South Korea,

Tevez to stay at Man City 8)

Liverpool to get relegated :hahaha:

Kenny Dalglish to get sacked as Liverpool manager,

the USA to fail at extraditing Julian Assange,

somthing bad happens to Sarah Palin,

Obama gets off to a bad start in the 2012 presidential race,

the UK goes into double dip,

either or both Portugal / Spain need EU or IMF bail-out,

the new dragon in the den is female,

i will get married to Kelly Osbourne :hug:

the Con Dem government falls,

Iraq takes a turn for the worst,

something happens to the Three Gorges Dam in China, earthquake maybe.

there is some snow in the UK & everything grinds to a halt & MP's etc say "it hasn't been this bad for years",

Moyles leaves R1,

Jono gets elected,

that all for now :)

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More failed terrorist attacks, more foiled terrorist plots.

Ed Miliband continues to cling onto the Labour leadership while everything around him falls apart.

Failed attempt at a coup to bring down Clegg and co by backbench Lib Dems after being spanked repeatedly by the electorate and pollsters.

Vince Cable to resign and be replaced by David Laws in reshuffle.

More protests and riots.

A few more countries in the Eurozone financially implode.

Some kind of political scandal.

A few highstreet shops close their doors for the final time.

Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley will leave Daybreak.

Sarah Palin will continue to fool herself and many other Americans into thinking she has a brain.

Silvio Berlusconi will experience his last ever orgasm.

Tiger Woods will retire.

Harry Redknapp to get PL manager of the season.

More changes to Facebook that everyone will hate and moan about.

Google will continue to take over the world. And we will be made to be grateful for it.

Apple to announce the release of another overpriced rectangle.

Another ridiculous cat-dropped-in-bin-esque pointless and unimportant 'news' story originating from the UK to spread around the world and dominate the news for at least three days.

Alistair Darling's eyebrows begin to turn grey before he rushes to Boots to stock up on Just For Men.

Another footballer sex scandal. Another British or PL footballer divorce/split.

All the haters out there will learn to love Viv again.

Stephen Hawking will die (he is really starting to take the piss now.)

..and go to heaven to begin his second life.

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- Some attack on Britain's rail network

- HMV to enter administration

- Interest rates to end the year on 1.5%

- Some kind of voting controversy on a TV show

- Big Brother to be bought by another Tv channel but fail

- Comedy Dave won't win dancing on ice

- Viv to leave UM after Radio 1's 'constant' holidays of her favourite DJ's annoy's her to much.

- North Korea to attack america

- Victoria Beckham will have her fourth child ;)

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-Some kind of scandal involving net neutrality.

-More terrorist attacks, not sure where but probably in Europe.

-Many, many awesome viral videos like the double rainbow guy.

-Changes at Radio 1 certainly; perhaps Chris leaving either this year or early next.

And, I can't think of anything else. Although a lot is bound to happen, just like every year!

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