TheEpicPlum

WHY is he getting a special birthday show? Bit pointless imo. All I got for my birthday was a mirror. :L

Am I wrong in thinking that there's gunna be no Big Weekend next year either? Wish they'd come down South, it'd be the first year I could go without parents as well. :L

Thanks, but it's not belated, when I said it was today, I meant it's today. xD Had a really depressing start to half term, but now I'm being a bit more productive and I did get one present, so it's all good! Might go shopping tomorrow and splash out.

Spent the day shut in my room, rewatching the Luke and Reid storyline from a crappy American soap opera for the fifth time. My birthday today and I'm equally depressed. Not got any cards or presents. No special meal. Just gunna stay in my room and moan about how much I hate my life. Yay.

What's the name of this?

Reality TV is amazing. I live for The X Factor. But, as a self-admitted TV addict, I state for a FACT you can not get better than drama. Spoken language is kind of messed up compared to written or scripted language, plus, everyone on reality TV is really bloody dim normally. But I also think reality TV can be defined in different ways. I mean, I would say Big Brother and TOWIE are reality TV, but not really The X Factor. I normally only watch proper reality TV when I'm bored, rather than scheduling it in.

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag! Have an awesome day!

People working in the public sector have to join a union, right? And if their union strikes, then they HAVE to strike. So it's hardly the fault people actually working in the public sector… Ignorant view: I found the strikes great. Day off school and went to Southampton with my friends and had a well fun day.

Mate, I totally understand irony - I am the master of it. But, that implies cruelty anyway. Do you know anyone taking part in the strike? Clarkson says no, of course not. He isn't friends with people in the public sector; he surrounds himself with rich, famous people. He doesn't have the moral capacity to empathise with people less well off than himself.

It's like coursework, but under controlled conditions.

Anyone have a clip?

GOOD LUCK! Are you in year 11? I thought you were born in 94, which'd make you at least. . . well, I can't count, but two / three years older than me. I HATE science. I just know that I'm gunna do crap in it. Have to take all three sciences compulsory. What sucks in my life??MY ENGLISH TEACHER. SHE HATES ME. She gave me 25/30 on my last controlled assessment which goes towards my GCSE mark. Now, no offense, but AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGHGHGGHH. I'm not brilliant at analysing plays or anything, but I deserved full marks, like I got on my first one. And she marked me down on my speaking and listening coz my friend spoke to me. So, instead of getting a band 5, I got a band 4. We had to write a script, act out (ACTUALLY ACTING) AND EVERYTHING. We all got band fours, whereas EVERY other English group got band fives.I'm not being big-headed or anything, but I am pretty good at English . . . And our English groups are mixed, not in actual sets. So, thanks to my English teacher, I have no hope of getting an A*. Whereas (this'll sound harsh) people in other sets worse than me are gunna get better than me. SHE CAN'T EVEN TEACH!! What is up with that? She doesn't help us. She gives us creative crictism AFTER we've done our controlled assessments that go towards my GCSE.Listen, someone who got a worse score on the exact same project last year (when my whole class had the same English teacher), didn't put that much effort in compared to me, got FULL MARKS.WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?Apparently I didn't refer to structure enough. My other friend who got full marks in it, said that she didn't refer to structure AT ALL! I spent NIGHTS revising for that bloody controlled assessment. 25/30 is hardly worth it. Also, I HATE MATHS. I spent that whole year last year putting SO much effort in in order to get into set one. Now I'm in it and I hate my maths teacher. I haven't learnt a thing this year. Maths test tomorrow. Don't know what a bearing is, nor do I know how to do 3D trigonometry, or even 2D. And scale factors.... what??As you can probably tell, I'M MAD.

Well, he was a twat about it.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

What gave you that idea? Just coz John Barrowman, Scott Mills, Will Young and some actors who you wouldn't know but played gay characters in this teen soap are on my fit wall? My massive Will Young poster at the end of my bed proves NOTHING.

When was this please? And what voice? BGT all the way.

I was surprised to find no thread about this year's X Factor, so I thought I'd start one myself. Most of my favourites have already been knocked out: • John, the gay one with the fringe who liked chocolate digestives with butter. • The gay teacher guy who was knocked out at boot camp • Johnny. Need I say more? • Stefan Romer, the gay, blond one out of The Risk • Craig Colton, the chubby gay one • Joe, the surprisingly not gay one who sounded like Paolo Nutini My favourite is of course Marcus, the one with the v. v. v. fit boyfriend, who was a member of Eton Road which came 5th in The X Factor in the third series. Marcus became lead singer of Eton Road after the gay, emo lead left the band. Yeah. I don't like Amelia Lily because she has an unfair advantage (has been doing gigs down the country, gaining experience and promoting herself while the others have been in The X Factor house). And Little Mix I don't like because, well… they're girls. And unfortunately I don't swing that way (unless Lady Gaga's involved). Yeah, so, who's your favourite?? And who do you think'll win? I kinda think Little Mix will win and I think I'll be OK with that. Tulisa deserves it and I reckon Marcus will do better in the long term if he comes second.

Whooooooo? And they've been YouTube celebs for years, so jog on.

He doesn't deserve holidays.

Did anyone hear my letter get read out today? Because I wasn't listening, but Chris said it was…

It's a shame that I can't sing.

I love Christmas so much.

I might ask him. . .

They might've only had a bad connection because of their webcam. They use proper high-tech cameras in their videos, so they probably don't use webcams that much.

Actually, it's Danisnotonfire as one word. I bet I won't be able to listen live if it's that late. I might email Matt to see if he can give me a Merry Christmas that day . . . Will his show be live or prerecorded?