[X-Factor The Fragrance!!]

Unfortunately, there's that many suckers out there... look at how many bottles of "LYNX" are sold every year, due to the amount of blokes believing that it'll help them to pull. OK i use it, but i was using it since before i was old enough to have a girlfriend... But yeah, Simon and Co will make a killing from it as there's many young girls out there who'll believe that using it will give them the "X-Factor"!!!!!

[the funny side of life!]

why did the boy take a pencil and ruler to bed?

To draw the curtains and measure how long he slept!!

[What do you think is the best music video of all time]

What about some of the classics, like the psychodelic videos created by The Beatles? Yellow Submarine's video made very little sense when sober but see when your drunk... WOW!!!!!

[The End of Allen]

Lily isn't half the performer that her father is. Keith Allen was absolutely fantastic as the Sheriff of Nottingham!!!

[What rocks in your life?]

Got my appetite back at long last, bring on the food!!!

[Hello New Members!]

Hey everyone, brand new here... I'm darloboy better known to some of the older UM crowd as Midnight's fella!!!

I met Scott at Dundee University earlier this year, what a sound guy!!