Nik B.

Why am I not surprised the Hoff will be making an appearance?

Exposing negligence is important no matter whos business it is. sometimes meddling saves lives, it really is as simple as that. Anyhows it's my birthday. A friend gave me a blowjob last night so it's all good. ...What? it's a shot xD

I can't give too many details, cos Chris swears the audience to secrecy after each show. All I can say is, it's like the radio show, but better.

Oh it gets better.. he spent a whole 5 minutes taking the piss out of me and my twitter account! he spoke to me, he knows my name! I've been on the end of a Chris Moyles rant! My life makes sense now! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

CHRIS MOYLES. LIVE. IN LEEDS. TONIGHT. AND I HAVE A TICKET!!

Don't worry, we're nice unless you've committed loads of crime or are a dumb celeb.

Don't worry, Danny Dyers just an arse.

Seeing him in his hometown tonight! gonna be EPIC!

:yeahthat:

"Dear Daily Mail, O Holiest of texts for the disgruntled middle classes. I am corresponding to express my revile at the latest batch of "Talent" on BBC Radio 1. Although I am unaffected, as I refuse to switch away from Radio 4, I hear the newest recruit is positively atrocious..."

Tax Tax Tax blah blah blah. So what? I'm a tax avoider. I'm part of a scheme thousands upon thousands of people use every year. It's called being an unemployed student xD

annnnnnnnnnnd the fail strikes again

why climb back aboard a sinking ship?

Hang on I thought you were Scottish, not Welsh xD

Yeah, 90 years eh? looong time. I wonder what they'd say about the state of todays BBC? OK, lets face it Lord Reith would of been enraged xD

yup, thats just another technique ^,^ plenty of camera tricks out there hehe

Although I've dabbled in teen fiction, I tend to just do a steph meyer and describe super hot men.

I'm tempted by Jack Whitehalls new DVD. but only cos he's a sexy mofo =D ...What? stand up always comes out at Christmas, they're practically Christmas movies now ^,^ That said, I've always been fond of that film where that guy kills santa claus and becomes santa claus. I think it's called the Santa Claus.

meh, more offensive than anything else! this is the only picture of me that makes me look remotely not ugly xD

Oh dear so now you're Viv - Photography expert? what Chris does is like a height thing, when he's stood next to someone shorter than he is, he tilts his head slightly to appear shorter.

Hes shite. so no. he told me that the day the earth stood still was good. he was wrong. I ended up sat in a screening with a male friend and not paying attention to it at all. ... It wasn't what it looks like.

Cheers.

9 days till I see Chris Moyles \o/

I throw up daily. not becuase of the fees, I just have a really bad diet.

True Jono, but if you're going to serve cake, serve Red Velvet, not Jaffa.