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I'm moving house in... just under 5 hours. If I'd known the world was going to end next week I would've hung fire for a fortnight!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you that aren't aware of it, there's a radio 4 comedy show called I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - and one of the rounds on the show is where they take a word and give it a different meaning. For example, one might easily mistake the word 'bacteria' as a single-cellular life form, when in reality it means 'to return more upset than when you left'. In this round, one of the contestants revealed that the actual meaning of the word 'countryside' is "to kill Piers Morgan". Think that says it all. Can't stand Moyles but anyone who resorts to jibes about another person's weight (no matter who they are) is utterly pathetic in my eyes.

You must be minted to be able to have that much beer EVERY day after work!!!!!!!!!

So did I - in fact my immediate thought was "Stupid girl, as if she's not been through enough with Twitface Day, she goes and gets shacked up with the idiot with the dodgy hats off of Jamiriquai!!" Ooops!!!

I would *totally* win that game. I just don't throw up. Ever. I feel sick but I never actually throw up. Wouldn't do it for £500 though.

Oooh yes, the pyjamas - they should TOTALLY turn up in the pyjamas!! They'd be like *uber* comfy. It might make the whole tone of the show a lot more relaxed!!! I don't see the problem with boozing on trains. If it wasn't totally illegal I would booze in the car too!!!!!!

I TOTALLY read that wrong, Grace - for a minute there I thought you were being unusually candid about your plans for the evening!!!!!! I blame the fact it's been a stupidly long day at work and I just wanna go home...!!

I dunno, I think he'll look okay if he keeps it up for 6 months....!! I listened to them talking about it this morning on Moyles' show. Moyles is such an arrogant opinionated idiot, I cannot STAND that man. He reminds me of everything I hate about my brother. Just the way he was completely rubbishing everything Aled had to say and obviously upsetting him but just not caring about it. Dave, Dom and Carrie all sounded quite apologetic and embarrassed on the odd occasion they managed to get a word in between Chris' rants. He's just rude. There's no excuse for it, ever. And if he's not very good at mornings why in God's name does he present the breakfast show on national radio? Idiot. But, back to the point and holding off on my Moyles detestation for a moment - Aled is so brave for doing this experiment when he knows it's already making him ill and he's having some obvious and potentially dangerous short-term effects from it. Total kudos to him.

No, you're quite right - Chappers is well fit!!!! Ahem. :whistle: Have just practically wet myself laughing at that video - it was brilliant!!!! I have to say though I don't think anything will ever top Chappers duetting with Chappers on It Wasn't Me by Shaggy.

Jono we all know these celebs all get ghostwriters in to write their autobiographies anyway, I reckon you should write Scott's biography!!!

What would he call it?? My Amaaaazin' Life by Scott Mills It's Only My Bley Autobiography by Scott Mills Alright Treacle? by Scott Mills Pinot Grigio - Its Part In My Downfall by Scott Mills Or even Love You! by Scott Mills

Sorry I didn't go home... *eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* Chappers could be in an old man band!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAAHAHAAHHAHA "Oooh dear, my knees!" Hey I hope this is gonna be on the website..... Have had enough now, am definitely going!!! Bye!

Sorry, I'm very behind the times, the issues regarding the legal rights of teenagers haven't bothered me one iota for a number of years now!!!! *loves being a patronising bitch. Is v. good at it* Yeah you can get married at 16, I forgot about that. But which idiot'd want to get married at 16 anyway?!?!

ARGH!!!!!!! I HATE this song. My cue to go home I think!!! Night everybody!!!!!!!

Yeah I thought that too. Crikey, Britney really *can't* sing. I thought I was just being a bitch all these years.....