John

The best joke i've seen about her... Welcome to the Dragons' Den, where we welcome new Dragon, Hilary Devey, who made her millions in the haulage industry. Hauling around her massive testicles.

What is that thing? She looks and sounds like a drag act!

Congrats to Laura Does this make my signed copy of her Diary more or less valuable?

It sounds like a DVD i have in my collection

This will please many people. I dont mind really, she's ok

Abstinence is never the answer.

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Play safe. John's Top Tip of the day

I keep forgetting i'm not on facebook, because I want to like this comment!

Bringing this back.... There is some brilliant movies coming up in the next year. The most important of which The Inbetweeners Movie on the 19th August. You need wellies for that.... Final Destination 5 on 26th August Johnny English Reborn - 7th October 2011 Paranormal Activity 3 - 21st October Happy Feet 2 - 2nd December Puss in Boots - 9th December (Shrek spin-off) American Reunion - 6th April 2012 (New American Pie film - original cast reunited) Men In Black 3 - 23rd May 2012 Ice Age: Continental Drift - 6th July 2012

And the lager!

Welcome to the singles club!

Cannot be arsed

I dont really like people making a comparrison between this and the awful events in Norway. The 2 are completely different news stories. At the end of the day the events in Norwary are heart breaking. No other words for it really. Amy: She lived her life on the edge, and it came back to haunt her. 27 is no age, no matter who you are.

One to nurse a stiffy to

They did their last show on Aire this morning. Not sure where they are off next but joel has at least confirmed it will be in radio

It looks like jk and Joel are on the move again. They leave their radio aire breakfast show at the end of the week. No idea where they are going though

Awful.

I really have no idea what Leeds are doing at the moment. Paul Rachbuka is an awful signing! And so far... we've signed no one else. Its a bit worrying!

Great news - if its true. I always have a bit of doubt with Sun sources. But 10 years on R1 breakfast show would be amazing and would also be the best way to leave. Probably a title that will not be beaten for a long long time

From what I've read its still awaiting Guiness confirmation

I'm used to them already. Its as if they've always been there

I'd shag her

Truman Show is really really good. For some reason I've never got round to watching The Hangover! Is it as good as everyone makes out?

Indeed, but it was a simulcast with 1xtra... I'm talking about his own R1 show!