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Emmerdale - 9th November 2007
Emmerdale - 9th November 2007

The music in Emmerdale sounds awfully familliar... could it be that of the kids entertainers fame?

Birthday Corner - 1st October 2007
Birthday Corner - 1st October 2007

Scott attempts 'Birthday Corner'.

Radio 1
Radio 1's Big Weekend 2007 - 22nd May 2007

Highlights of Radio 1's Big Weekend from Preston. From Sara Cox talking to Westwood to Jo Whiley getting a makeover from the Scissor Sisters. From JK and Joel talking to Natasha Bedingfield to Nihal and Scott Mills playing out the highlights of the actual event.

Tips for 2006 - 3rd January 2007
Tips for 2006 - 3rd January 2007

Scott looks back at the 'hot tips' given by Radio 1 DJs for 2006. They're no Mystic Megs...

Making Emo Boys Cry - 30th March 2007
Making Emo Boys Cry - 30th March 2007

Scott gets emo boys to cry for My Chemical Romance tickets.

Dear Deirdre - 11th July 2007
Dear Deirdre - 11th July 2007

Carl's changeable girlfriend in Dear Deirdre's video casebook.

Britney
Britney's masterpiece - 8th November 2007

Despite the bosses disapproval Scott is keen to play out Britney's "masterpiece" - her very first album. How many tracks will he get through in full?

Make George Sick -  27th September 2007
Make George Sick - 27th September 2007

An amusing clip of a quiz show host who pukes on-air. Can they make George sick?

Kids with radio shows - 19th June 2007
Kids with radio shows - 19th June 2007

Ever pretended as a kid to have a radio show? This caller has hear how his tape!

Gay Bombs - 12th June 2007
Gay Bombs - 12th June 2007

Scott uncovers a secret plan for a gay bomb.

Screaming My Chemical Romance fan - 28th March 2007
Screaming My Chemical Romance fan - 28th March 2007

As part of Radio 1 Presents... Scott gave away tickets to the gig. Hear some of the reactions he got when he announced they'd won!

Scott
Scott's middle name is Bob - 10th July 2007

Scott's middle name is Bob so the team get the typical jokes over and done with.

Eminem Impersonators - 13th November 2007
Eminem Impersonators - 13th November 2007

Ah Nick Robins. Stoke's Number 1 DJ and clearly Stoke's Number 1 Eminem impersonator...

Dodgy Text Messages - 10th October 2007
Dodgy Text Messages - 10th October 2007

Chappers ends up having to text the whole of his phone book with a dodgy message.

Mary Millar - 7th August 2007
Mary Millar - 7th August 2007

Mary Millar - one amazin' American TV presenter. She makes Ricky Gervais at the Diana concert look good.

Steve Lamacq
Steve Lamacq's Gatecrasher Gaffe - 19th June 2007

Steve Lamacq makes a gaffe just before the news that Gatecrash has burnt down.

Ewan MacGregor - 26th July 2007
Ewan MacGregor - 26th July 2007

An award-winning link featuring Ewan MacGregor talking something or other...

Jo Whiley vs Chappers - 24th April 2007
Jo Whiley vs Chappers - 24th April 2007

Scott mixes the sound of Chappers in the Livestock Lounge with Jo Whiley on a rollercoaster.

Making Laura Cry - 27th March 2007
Making Laura Cry - 27th March 2007

Scott tries to make Laura cry.

I Like Turtles - 10th July 2007
I Like Turtles - 10th July 2007

The catchphrase sweeping the nation - I Like Turtles.

Eastenders - 14th November 2007
Eastenders - 14th November 2007

Give Eastenders a BAFTA for their efforts last night - the whole pub was attacked by a gang who held them hostage!

Dead Or Alive? - 29th October 2007
Dead Or Alive? - 29th October 2007

Is Wendy Richard alive? Scott asks trusted journalist Georgina Bowman.

Shabnam from Big Brother - 31st August 2007
Shabnam from Big Brother - 31st August 2007

Meanwhile on The Scott Mills Show the team talk new soaps characters and Shabnam from Big Brother. Clipped purely for Scott's reaction to Heather.

Matt Damon pops into Radio 1 - 16th August 2007
Matt Damon pops into Radio 1 - 16th August 2007

Matt Damon has been in to Radio 1 today.

Did Jo Whiley Swear? - 26th July 2007
Did Jo Whiley Swear? - 26th July 2007

Jo Whiley talks to Scott before her show... did she say a naughty word?

Recycled Phone Numbers - 18th July 2007
Recycled Phone Numbers - 18th July 2007

Celebrities change their phone numbers all the time so imagine if you ended up with an A-List celebs old number... Featuring callers with Simon Cowell and Charlotte Church's old numbers.

Daniel From Majestic Cinema - 23rd March 2007
Daniel From Majestic Cinema - 23rd March 2007

Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema returns. Today he's singing along to The Proclaimers.

Georgina
Georgina's Newsbeat Rivalry - 5th July 2007

There's bitter rivalry at the top of the ranks at Newsbeat. Hear Georgina's snide remarks!

Sexy Songs - 14th November 2007
Sexy Songs - 14th November 2007

What songs shouldn't parents play whilst on the school run? We find out...

Song for Chappers - 24th October 2007
Song for Chappers - 24th October 2007

Scott's song for Chappers has arrived. Have a tissue ready it'll bring a tear to your eye.

P Diddy
P Diddy's PA - 8th October 2007

There's news on P Diddy's PA. Has Laura been picked?

Ping Pong Song - 26th June 2007
Ping Pong Song - 26th June 2007

More Ping Pong Song remixes featuring two tennis ladies Chappers and a tennis lady... and Jo Whiley and Chappers. Delightful!

Scott gets locked in the toilet - 28th August 2007
Scott gets locked in the toilet - 28th August 2007

Scott goes off the air after getting locked in the toilet.

Christmas Party Again - 21st December 2007
Christmas Party Again - 21st December 2007

Kate Nash has a psycho moment causing Scott to do one his impromptu impressions.

Chappers sings swing - 5th June 2007
Chappers sings swing - 5th June 2007

Chappers demonstrates his singing talent for a Download festival competition.

Westwood plays out Thomas The Tank - 19th April 2007
Westwood plays out Thomas The Tank - 19th April 2007

Westwood plays out Thomas The Tank Engine on his rap show.

Scott ran over a kid - 22nd March 2007
Scott ran over a kid - 22nd March 2007

In preparation for the start of my Name Is Scott Scott talks about what he's done wrong in his life. He admits to running over a kid.

Avril Lavigne is suing - 5th July 2007
Avril Lavigne is suing - 5th July 2007

Who's suing who? Avril could sue Scott for the Flirt Divert jingle but then she's nicked her song off of the 70s. Apparently.

P Diddy - 7th November 2007
P Diddy - 7th November 2007

More P Diddy's PA News. Can't Scott help Laura out surely he has enough money?

Ladies
Ladies' Bras upsets lady - 27th September 2007

One woman is being driven around the bend by the Ladies Bras song!

Scott and Chappers Kids Performers - 9th October 2007
Scott and Chappers Kids Performers - 9th October 2007

I didn't like the frog! - Scott and Chappers visit a nursery in London and demonstrate their talent in front of some pre-schoolers.

Slowing down podcasts - 9th June 2008
Slowing down podcasts - 9th June 2008

Scott and team sound rather drunk when you slow them down.

Champions League Final - 21st May 2008
Champions League Final - 21st May 2008

It's the Champions League Final and Chappers is tense...

Newspapers - 11th April 2008
Newspapers - 11th April 2008

Scott tries to find out why every newsagent appears to be on the phone.

UFOs - 25th February 2008
UFOs - 25th February 2008

Scott thinks he saw a UFO in North London last night.

Becky Cam - 16th September 2008
Becky Cam - 16th September 2008

The launch of the Becky Cam - live streaming from the desk of the Scott Mills show.

Hardcore Christmas Songs - 12th December 2008
Hardcore Christmas Songs - 12th December 2008

If you thought Basshunter's attempts at Jingles Bells is bad check out these classics from Radio 1 DJ Kutski.

Diana The Musical - 23rd April 2008
Diana The Musical - 23rd April 2008

Chappers continues work on the Scott Mills stage at Radio 1's Big Weekend and discusses whether Diana The Musical should be on the line-up...

Breaking Britney News - 10th January 2008
Breaking Britney News - 10th January 2008

The only place you'll find breaking Britney news on Radio 1.

Snakes While You Strain - 21st July 2008
Snakes While You Strain - 21st July 2008

Scott's made a trailer to Snakes While You Strain.

Scott
Scott's Progression Journey - 11th April 2008

The future's bright the future's orange. Scott goes on a "progression" journey.

Hunt for Sound-alikes - 21st February 2008
Hunt for Sound-alikes - 21st February 2008

Scott is on the hunt for DJ sound-alikes. Check out the Sara Westwood and Fearne impersonators.

Fitness Video - 4th September 2008
Fitness Video - 4th September 2008

Peter Powell off of Radio 1 in the olden days had a fitness video. And it's rather disturbing...

The X Factor Muppets Special - 26th November 2008
The X Factor Muppets Special - 26th November 2008

The muppets to take part in an X Factor special? Scott investigates.

Crap Horror Movies - 10th January 2008
Crap Horror Movies - 10th January 2008

They're coming to get you Barbara! - Kids re-enact old horror movies!

Annual Mens Semis Gag - 4th July 2008
Annual Mens Semis Gag - 4th July 2008

Chappers gets to tell his favourite joke - the Wimbledon semis gag.

Newsreader mixes up
Newsreader mixes up 'blind' with 'gay' - 9th April 2008

When American newsreaders get it wrong they get it really wrong...

BRIT Awards 2008 - 20th February 2008
BRIT Awards 2008 - 20th February 2008

It's the BRIT Awards 2008 and Scott's devised a new game based on Joss Stone. What accent will she turn up with this year?

Charity Shops - 22nd September 2008
Charity Shops - 22nd September 2008

Scott's annoyed that his charity donations haven't made it to the shop window but is he being a diva?

French Accents - 27th November 2008
French Accents - 27th November 2008

Scott proves the French love it when you try to talk their language.

Adele - 12th May 2008
Adele - 12th May 2008

Adele is drunk backstage at Radio 1's Big Weekend 2008.

Demitri - 1st July 2008
Demitri - 1st July 2008

Scott reveals another dating freak... he reckons he's a "right catch". Check out Scott's mix of Demitri here too.

Chappers
Chappers' Bosses Rant - 12th March 2008

Chappers has a rant during Jo's show about the competition scandal and BBC bosses' decisions.

Warwick Avenue - 16th September 2008
Warwick Avenue - 16th September 2008

Radio stations in America have banned Adele's Chasing Pavements because Urban Dictionary says it's a rude song. So Scott evens things up by trying to get Duffy's Warwick Avenue banned too by making it rude.

Fraser
Fraser's Mistake - 27th November 2008

Fraser - Scott's flatmate - makes a mistake when he writes in a leaving card.

Wing performs - 12th May 2008
Wing performs - 12th May 2008

Wing performs at Radio 1's Big Weekend 2008.

Listen here to how Scott discovered Wing his first interview with Wing a 'Wing Ring' from the breakfast show and when Wing arrived in the UK.

Also check out when Wing and Scott appeared on world wide television!

Red Blooded Exotic Male - 18th June 2008
Red Blooded Exotic Male - 18th June 2008

Scott talks of a 'red blooded exotic male' from a dating site.

The Apprentice - 8th May 2008
The Apprentice - 8th May 2008

The show annoy Matt from the Chris Moyles show by trying to spoil The Apprentice for him.

Clown Documentary - 8th April 2008
Clown Documentary - 8th April 2008

Scott plays some highlights of last night's clown documentary.

Rude Lyrics - 3rd March 2008
Rude Lyrics - 3rd March 2008

Songs these days are filth but they're not a patch on the stuff from the olden days!

Susan - 18th February 2008
Susan - 18th February 2008

Laura renames Scott's IDs on the computer as 'Susan'.

Air Crash Investigation Guy - 7th August 2008
Air Crash Investigation Guy - 7th August 2008

Air Crash Investigation Guy reads out bed time stories.

Westwood presents - 2nd January 2008
Westwood presents - 2nd January 2008

Chappers was ill over the festive period and Westwood was the only DJ to answer their phone. Hear his efforts.

Chappers is Flo Rida - 7th May 2008
Chappers is Flo Rida - 7th May 2008

Find out why Chappers is like Flo Rida.

Ghost Hunting at Radio 1 - 8th April 2008
Ghost Hunting at Radio 1 - 8th April 2008

Scott goes hunting for ghosts at Radio 1... will he find any?

Perez Hilton - 18th February 2008
Perez Hilton - 18th February 2008

Perez Hilton fancies Scott and he's in town...

The Ghost of George Harrison - 7th August 2008
The Ghost of George Harrison - 7th August 2008

The Ghost of George Harrison is released from a jar.

ITV Weather - 25th March 2008
ITV Weather - 25th March 2008

Chappers wants to send a picture to ITV's Becky Mantin following a discussion about the hottest weather girls on the television.

Darts - 2nd January 2008
Darts - 2nd January 2008

Scott attempts to play darts after discovering a new talent for the sport.

Reporter swallows a fly - 11th June 2008
Reporter swallows a fly - 11th June 2008

A posh television reporter swallows a fly.

Wing - 3rd April 2008
Wing - 3rd April 2008

Scott's discovered a new talent who goes under the name of 'Wing'. Will she be on Masterpieces next?

Office Sounds - 13th August 2008
Office Sounds - 13th August 2008

Scott helps you re-create the office at home with these downloads.

Amy
Amy's Mum - 17th November 2008

Ever felt your mum is slightly overprotective of you? She probably has nothing on Amy's mum who leaves the strangest voicemails ever! Listen to Scott playing out of some them here.

Dave
Dave's Dogging Experience - 1st May 2008

Dave Pearce's strange experience in a car park.

April Fools - 1st April 2008
April Fools - 1st April 2008

Scott's got a special announcement about an engagement!

Stephanie Black: Chapter 2 - 7th February 2008
Stephanie Black: Chapter 2 - 7th February 2008

It's Chapter 2 of Scott and Laura's Stephanie Black romance novel.

Go to university single - 22nd August 2008
Go to university single - 22nd August 2008

Scott gives his advice to people wondering if they should go to uni single or try and keep a long distance relationship going for 3 years.

Nelly performs YMCA - 12th May 2008
Nelly performs YMCA - 12th May 2008

Nelly performs YMCA at Radio 1's Big Weekend 2008?

Fire Alarm - 10th June 2008
Fire Alarm - 10th June 2008

The fire alarm goes off during Scott's show leading Chopper to talk about an incident with Westwood.

Bob
Bob's Brolley - 27th March 2008

Scott wants to get one of Bob Crampton's brolleys and so the team get him on the phone. Chappers meanwhile just wants Becky Mantin's number.

Stephanie Black: Chapter 1 - 6th February 2008
Stephanie Black: Chapter 1 - 6th February 2008

Laura and Scott pen their first romantic novel together. Here's Chapter 1...

Chappers does Britney - 22nd August 2008
Chappers does Britney - 22nd August 2008

Singing and dancing at the same time is difficult but Chappers reckons he can do better than Britney - we put him to the test.

The Hoff gets remixed - 7th July 2008
The Hoff gets remixed - 7th July 2008

Taken from last week's Oh What's Occurring The Hoff's attempts at Michael Jackson get remixed. Could this be his next single?

Dogging on Hampstead Heath - 20th November 2008
Dogging on Hampstead Heath - 20th November 2008

Scott's noticed a lot of strange sounds happening whilst with his 'personal trainer' on Hampstead Heath.

Slowing down celebrities - 10th June 2008
Slowing down celebrities - 10th June 2008

Scott slows down some TV celebrities to make them sound drunk.

Chappers sings the hits - 26th March 2008
Chappers sings the hits - 26th March 2008

Chappers sings all the hits and his album gets a first play in Currys.

Georgina
Georgina's last day - 1st February 2008

It's George's last day (well for a while) and so Scott and Chappers play out some of our best bits from the Unofficial Mills archives. Farewell George!

Loaded LAFTAs - 2nd October 2008
Loaded LAFTAs - 2nd October 2008

Fraser Scott's flatmate goes to accept Scott's award at the LAFTAs.

Posh Radio 4 Lady remixed - 15th August 2008
Posh Radio 4 Lady remixed - 15th August 2008

Posh Radio 4 Lady becomes a dance floor hit as Scott's spam messages are added to a beat.