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Dear Deirdre - 2nd July 2007
Dear Deirdre - 2nd July 2007

Is singing Busted songs romantic? A call from one girl about it leads to Zane Chopper and Scott recalling their favourite Busted songs...

Radio 1
Radio 1's Star Pupil Show - 26th January 2007

It's Radio 1's Star Pupil and Scott takes McFly and the show to a school.

F Cup Cookies - 13th August 2007
F Cup Cookies - 13th August 2007

Fancy some F Cup Cookies? Girls only please. They increase your breast cup size and are biscuits at the same time.

The Bill - 3rd August 2007
The Bill - 3rd August 2007

Everybody's talking about it and everyone's in it...

Poem for Georgie Thomson - 31st January 2007
Poem for Georgie Thomson - 31st January 2007

Scott calls Georgie Thomson from Sky Sports News to patch things up between her and Chappers. Will his poem make things better?

Liberty X Split - 25th May 2007
Liberty X Split - 25th May 2007

Scott takes a day off because 'Liberty X have split'. Hear he plays out some answerphone messages he's received from the band...

Paris Hilton is going down - 8th May 2007
Paris Hilton is going down - 8th May 2007

Scott's mentioned in a church service and Paris Hilton is 'going down'.

Thick contestants on crap quizzes - 6th April 2007
Thick contestants on crap quizzes - 6th April 2007

You know those local radio quizzes? They're awful and they're often very easy. But it doesn't mean everyone can manage to give the right answer... listen to this clip off of Australia.

British Gas have broken into Scott
British Gas have broken into Scott's home - 28th February 2007

While Scott was in the studio British Gas managed to break into Scott's house. He's not happy at all.

Make Jo Whiley laugh - 4th October 2007
Make Jo Whiley laugh - 4th October 2007

More jokes from Paul the Voiceover Guy as they try to make moody Jo laugh.

Comedy Dave is dead? - 6th August 2007
Comedy Dave is dead? - 6th August 2007

Aled reports in his blog that Comedy Dave is dead!

Women who sound like men - 1st August 2007
Women who sound like men - 1st August 2007

Women who sound like men on the phone and vice versa.

Calvin Harris Parody - 31st July 2007
Calvin Harris Parody - 31st July 2007

There's a rubbish parody of Calvin Harris' The Girls - The Boys.

Things To Say To The Ladies - 22nd May 2007
Things To Say To The Ladies - 22nd May 2007

Seven hot things to tell a lady... starring Jo Whiley and Scott's mum.

Music that turns you gay - 9th March 2007
Music that turns you gay - 9th March 2007

According to an organisation called 'CHOPS' certain songs can make you gay. Scott discusses it with Chris Moyles.

Harry Potter Cone Kid - 23rd October 2007
Harry Potter Cone Kid - 23rd October 2007

Proof that all Harry Potter fans are stupid.

Lorraine Kelly sings Ladies
Lorraine Kelly sings Ladies' Bras - 3rd October 2007

Lorraine Kelly seems to be losing her marbles. Bless her. But she's really backing the Ladies Bras song. The good news is money is going to charity. Hear her on LK Today...

Lorraine Kelly on the phone - 1st October 2007
Lorraine Kelly on the phone - 1st October 2007

On the phone is Lorraine Kelly who loves the Ladies Bra song.

Seduction by piano - 15th June 2007
Seduction by piano - 15th June 2007

You go back to a girl's place and she gets the horn. Would you be a bit freaked when she starts playing the piano? I think so.

Seducing Laura - 22nd May 2007
Seducing Laura - 22nd May 2007

What a can a cup of coffee really lead to? Scott and Chappers try to seduce Laura.

Harry Potter ending revealed - 19th July 2007
Harry Potter ending revealed - 19th July 2007

The new Harry Potter book's out tomorrow and a delivery man reveals more about the book. What will K T Tunstall say when she finds out Scott's revealed the ending?

Thick contestants on crap quizzes - 5th April 2007
Thick contestants on crap quizzes - 5th April 2007

More competitions with hilarious consequences on local radio.

Buckfast Guy vs The Fratellis - 16th February 2007
Buckfast Guy vs The Fratellis - 16th February 2007

Last night it was the BRITs and the Entertainment News team had a whole host of exclusive interviews. But listen to this clip of the Fratellis talking to Natalie Jamieson. Some listeners reckon they sound a lot like Buckfast Guy. What do you reckon?

F Cup Cookies - 10th December 2007
F Cup Cookies - 10th December 2007

It's "Big Boobie Cookie" - do they really work?

Britney
Britney's Electricity Problems - 2nd November 2007

Britney's got issues - this time it is with her electricity supplier...

Matt Damon - 3rd October 2007
Matt Damon - 3rd October 2007

It's the Matt Damon game on Radio 1. Today a military base gets a rude awakening by Matt's worshippers.

Scott and Laura perform High School Musical - 26th January 2007
Scott and Laura perform High School Musical - 26th January 2007

Scott and Laura perform High School Musical as part of Radio 1's Star Pupil in 2007.

Bagging - 25th June 2007
Bagging - 25th June 2007

Scott has discovered a new sex craze known as 'bagging'.

Another wine - 21st May 2007
Another wine - 21st May 2007

It's another wine update on Radio 1.

Cool Grans - 5th April 2007
Cool Grans - 5th April 2007

Scott think he has tracked down the coolest gran in Britain. What do you think?

Dear Deirdre Casebook - 16th July 2007
Dear Deirdre Casebook - 16th July 2007

Laura can't find the latest episode of Carl's changeable girlfriend so she has a new storyline that isn't as good... meanwhile we find out what happened with Jo and Scott in the hotel.

Spice Girls
Spice Girls' Tesco Flaw - 11th December 2007

Scott's spotted a flaw in the Spice Girls recent obsession with Tesco.

Rugby Analysis -  22nd October 2007
Rugby Analysis - 22nd October 2007

Scott's analysis of the news - particularly the rugby. Isn't that the bloke off This Morning?

Can Scott make Jo Whiley laugh - 3rd October 2007
Can Scott make Jo Whiley laugh - 3rd October 2007

Can Scott make Jo Whiley laugh? She's not got a lot to laugh about at the moment so how about a joke or two...

Edith on a sledge - 8th February 2007
Edith on a sledge - 8th February 2007

Scott plays out a clip of Edith on a sledge from earlier in the day.

Glastonbury Car Park - 25th June 2007
Glastonbury Car Park - 25th June 2007

Say hello to 'West 21' - an area of the Glastonbury car park - who are in a huge traffic jam.

Mistaken Identity - 27th July 2007
Mistaken Identity - 27th July 2007

Scott mistakes a 'normo' for a Radio 1 producer he thought he used to work with.

Scott
Scott's Perfume Range - 24th January 2007

Scott discusses plans to launch his own perfume range.

Local Radio Quiz - 4th April 2007
Local Radio Quiz - 4th April 2007

Continuing on from our discovery of an amazingly thick caller on local radio last week here's another from New Zealand. Remember the answer is Sunday so what might the question be?

Radio 1
Radio 1's Chart Show - 16th July 2007

Who really does present Radio 1's Chart Show these days?

Songs for Lovers -  22nd October 2007
Songs for Lovers - 22nd October 2007

Songs especially written for lovers. Sweet or scary? You decide.

Scott
Scott's Danni Impersonation - 2nd October 2007

Scott impersonates Danni Minogue from The X Factor and Ladies Bras makes BBC News 24!

Slowing down podcasts - 9th June 2008
Slowing down podcasts - 9th June 2008

Scott and team sound rather drunk when you slow them down.

Wing - 8th May 2008
Wing - 8th May 2008

Find out what happened when Scott met Wing at the airport in a limo.

Gross Out Friday - 16th May 2008
Gross Out Friday - 16th May 2008

Scott tries to gross out Chappers with clips of Pat from Eastenders whilst Chappers tries to gross out Scott with calls to his mum.

Chappers rants about airports - 25th March 2008
Chappers rants about airports - 25th March 2008

Chappers has a big rant about the airport in Manchester.

Moment of Truth - 3rd March 2008
Moment of Truth - 3rd March 2008

It's Scott's favourite TV quiz show... the Moment of Truth. This woman threw away her marriage and then the money too!

Scott
Scott's Flatmate - 3rd October 2008

Scott's flatmate arrives home and for one last time we hear his catchphrase.

Mambo Twister - 2nd June 2008
Mambo Twister - 2nd June 2008

Scott's favourite new exercise device has arrived! It's the Mambo Twister. Hear him trying it out in the pub.

German Soaps - 19th April 2008
German Soaps - 19th April 2008

Scott needs some help understanding a German soap he's been watching.

Hawaii Chair - 6th March 2008
Hawaii Chair - 6th March 2008

Scott's got his Hawaii chair (at last!) but it all seems to have gone a bit wrong!

Koop FM - 31st January 2008
Koop FM - 31st January 2008

America's Koop FM has been burnt down by one crazed DJ!

Adele
Adele's New Album - 23rd September 2008

Following the success of Adele laughing the Match of the Day theme tune Scott announces Adele's new album.

A look back at Wing at the Big Weekend - 25th December 2008
A look back at Wing at the Big Weekend - 25th December 2008

Fearne and Reggie look back at the highlights of Radio 1's Big Weekend 2008. Here they play out more of Wing.

Check back here to listen to more from Wing on Radio 1!

The Kilpatrick Scandal - 30th May 2008
The Kilpatrick Scandal - 30th May 2008

A newsreader with an aspiration to act. An amusing look at America's Kilpatrick text-messaging scandal.

Spoilt Brats - 6th March 2008
Spoilt Brats - 6th March 2008

Over on Wife Swap USA there's a girl who is one heck of a spoilt brat!

Scott
Scott's Holiday Video - 31st January 2008

Scott's holiday video is leaked online.

Public Service Announcements - 3rd November 2008
Public Service Announcements - 3rd November 2008

Scott plays out some Public Service Announcements.

Dizzee Rascal for PM - 6th November 2008
Dizzee Rascal for PM - 6th November 2008

Dizzee Rascal appears on last night's Newsnight.

Scott calls some odd numbers - 19th May 2008
Scott calls some odd numbers - 19th May 2008

Scott calls back some of the strange numbers in his phone...

Madonna
Madonna's Brass - 19th April 2008

Scott tries to liven up Madonna's latest single - 4 Minutes.

Oscars music - 5th March 2008
Oscars music - 5th March 2008

Chappers has found the ideal music to silence people during arguments.

The Coolest Choir Ever! - 14th November 2008
The Coolest Choir Ever! - 14th November 2008

Scott tracks down the coolest choir ever!

Chinese Whispers - 29th April 2008
Chinese Whispers - 29th April 2008

Chappers tries to explain a rumour circulating Radio 1 at the moment. Is he really that mean?

German TV - 22nd December 2008
German TV - 22nd December 2008

Scott proves that German television (particularly the dubbed stuff) is actually amazin'!

Scott on New Zealand TV - 13th May 2008
Scott on New Zealand TV - 13th May 2008

Wing and Scott make New Zealand TV!

The Scott Mills Stage - 22nd April 2008
The Scott Mills Stage - 22nd April 2008

Chappers begins to organise a Scott Mills stage at Radio 1's Big Weekend while he's on holiday...

Eurovision - 27th May 2008
Eurovision - 27th May 2008

Scott's drunken shinagans at Eurovision.

EastEnders - 26th February 2008
EastEnders - 26th February 2008

Whilst Ian Beale gets saucy it appears EastEnders have been nicking Scott's sounds!

Greg James goes mad - 19th September 2008
Greg James goes mad - 19th September 2008

Greg James has gone mad after doing the Surgery up until midnight and then Early Breakfast the following day.

Chappers fluffs up Newsbeat - 15th December 2008
Chappers fluffs up Newsbeat - 15th December 2008

Scott puts off Chappers during the sports bulletin and he ends up forcing Debbie to read the news!

Champions League Final - 21st May 2008
Champions League Final - 21st May 2008

It's the Champions League Final and Chappers is tense...

Newspapers - 11th April 2008
Newspapers - 11th April 2008

Scott tries to find out why every newsagent appears to be on the phone.

UFOs - 25th February 2008
UFOs - 25th February 2008

Scott thinks he saw a UFO in North London last night.

Becky Cam - 16th September 2008
Becky Cam - 16th September 2008

The launch of the Becky Cam - live streaming from the desk of the Scott Mills show.

Hardcore Christmas Songs - 12th December 2008
Hardcore Christmas Songs - 12th December 2008

If you thought Basshunter's attempts at Jingles Bells is bad check out these classics from Radio 1 DJ Kutski.

Diana The Musical - 23rd April 2008
Diana The Musical - 23rd April 2008

Chappers continues work on the Scott Mills stage at Radio 1's Big Weekend and discusses whether Diana The Musical should be on the line-up...

Breaking Britney News - 10th January 2008
Breaking Britney News - 10th January 2008

The only place you'll find breaking Britney news on Radio 1.

Snakes While You Strain - 21st July 2008
Snakes While You Strain - 21st July 2008

Scott's made a trailer to Snakes While You Strain.

Scott
Scott's Progression Journey - 11th April 2008

The future's bright the future's orange. Scott goes on a "progression" journey.

Hunt for Sound-alikes - 21st February 2008
Hunt for Sound-alikes - 21st February 2008

Scott is on the hunt for DJ sound-alikes. Check out the Sara Westwood and Fearne impersonators.

Fitness Video - 4th September 2008
Fitness Video - 4th September 2008

Peter Powell off of Radio 1 in the olden days had a fitness video. And it's rather disturbing...

The X Factor Muppets Special - 26th November 2008
The X Factor Muppets Special - 26th November 2008

The muppets to take part in an X Factor special? Scott investigates.

Crap Horror Movies - 10th January 2008
Crap Horror Movies - 10th January 2008

They're coming to get you Barbara! - Kids re-enact old horror movies!

Annual Mens Semis Gag - 4th July 2008
Annual Mens Semis Gag - 4th July 2008

Chappers gets to tell his favourite joke - the Wimbledon semis gag.

Newsreader mixes up
Newsreader mixes up 'blind' with 'gay' - 9th April 2008

When American newsreaders get it wrong they get it really wrong...

BRIT Awards 2008 - 20th February 2008
BRIT Awards 2008 - 20th February 2008

It's the BRIT Awards 2008 and Scott's devised a new game based on Joss Stone. What accent will she turn up with this year?

Charity Shops - 22nd September 2008
Charity Shops - 22nd September 2008

Scott's annoyed that his charity donations haven't made it to the shop window but is he being a diva?

French Accents - 27th November 2008
French Accents - 27th November 2008

Scott proves the French love it when you try to talk their language.

Adele - 12th May 2008
Adele - 12th May 2008

Adele is drunk backstage at Radio 1's Big Weekend 2008.

Demitri - 1st July 2008
Demitri - 1st July 2008

Scott reveals another dating freak... he reckons he's a "right catch". Check out Scott's mix of Demitri here too.

Chappers
Chappers' Bosses Rant - 12th March 2008

Chappers has a rant during Jo's show about the competition scandal and BBC bosses' decisions.

Warwick Avenue - 16th September 2008
Warwick Avenue - 16th September 2008

Radio stations in America have banned Adele's Chasing Pavements because Urban Dictionary says it's a rude song. So Scott evens things up by trying to get Duffy's Warwick Avenue banned too by making it rude.

Fraser
Fraser's Mistake - 27th November 2008

Fraser - Scott's flatmate - makes a mistake when he writes in a leaving card.

Wing performs - 12th May 2008
Wing performs - 12th May 2008

Wing performs at Radio 1's Big Weekend 2008.

Listen here to how Scott discovered Wing his first interview with Wing a 'Wing Ring' from the breakfast show and when Wing arrived in the UK.

Also check out when Wing and Scott appeared on world wide television!

Red Blooded Exotic Male - 18th June 2008
Red Blooded Exotic Male - 18th June 2008

Scott talks of a 'red blooded exotic male' from a dating site.

The Apprentice - 8th May 2008
The Apprentice - 8th May 2008

The show annoy Matt from the Chris Moyles show by trying to spoil The Apprentice for him.

Clown Documentary - 8th April 2008
Clown Documentary - 8th April 2008

Scott plays some highlights of last night's clown documentary.

Rude Lyrics - 3rd March 2008
Rude Lyrics - 3rd March 2008

Songs these days are filth but they're not a patch on the stuff from the olden days!

Susan - 18th February 2008
Susan - 18th February 2008

Laura renames Scott's IDs on the computer as 'Susan'.