Banter

Banter

Trevor Nelson messes up a competition - 18th December 2006
Trevor Nelson messes up a competition - 18th December 2006

Trevor Nelson can't grasp the concept of 'Play Your Christmas Cards Correctly'.

Badly Bleeped Newsbeat - 25th October 2006
Badly Bleeped Newsbeat - 25th October 2006

Scott beeps out Newsbeat to make it sound rude.

Laura sings hymns - 5th September 2006
Laura sings hymns - 5th September 2006

Laura talks about when she used to sing hymns to theme tunes at school.

Mills and Spoon - 23rd July 2006
Mills and Spoon - 23rd July 2006

Another Mills and Spoon on Radio 1.

Photographer Stories - 14th July 2006
Photographer Stories - 14th July 2006

Scott talks about the time he mistook a Radio 1 Online photographer for a fan.

German Trail - 15th June 2006
German Trail - 15th June 2006

Moyles produces a German style trail for Scott.

Radio 1
Radio 1's Chart Show - 19th March 2006

Westwood and Scott present the chart show.

Scott cuts Andy Murray
Scott cuts Andy Murray's hair - 26th November 2006

Scott cuts tennis player Andy Murray's hair for charity.

Dumping Best Friends - 24th October 2006
Dumping Best Friends - 24th October 2006

Scott wants to know how you can dump a best friend that is always lying to you.

Westwood Soundboard - 5th September 2006
Westwood Soundboard - 5th September 2006

Chappers uses Westwood clips to talk.

Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema - 28th July 2006
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema - 28th July 2006

Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema has a new message.

Jo Whiley helps cure Scott
Jo Whiley helps cure Scott's fear - 13th July 2006

Jo Whiley tries to help cure Scott's fear of horses.

World Cup Widows - 15th June 2006
World Cup Widows - 15th June 2006

Women who no longer see their loved ones because of the football.

Radio 1
Radio 1's Chart Show - 28th March 2006

Laura Chappers and Scott present the chart show.

Christmas Party Again - 21st December 2007
Christmas Party Again - 21st December 2007

Kate Nash has a psycho moment causing Scott to do one his impromptu impressions.

Chappers sings swing - 5th June 2007
Chappers sings swing - 5th June 2007

Chappers demonstrates his singing talent for a Download festival competition.

Westwood plays out Thomas The Tank - 19th April 2007
Westwood plays out Thomas The Tank - 19th April 2007

Westwood plays out Thomas The Tank Engine on his rap show.

Scott ran over a kid - 22nd March 2007
Scott ran over a kid - 22nd March 2007

In preparation for the start of my Name Is Scott Scott talks about what he's done wrong in his life. He admits to running over a kid.

Avril Lavigne is suing - 5th July 2007
Avril Lavigne is suing - 5th July 2007

Who's suing who? Avril could sue Scott for the Flirt Divert jingle but then she's nicked her song off of the 70s. Apparently.

P Diddy - 7th November 2007
P Diddy - 7th November 2007

More P Diddy's PA News. Can't Scott help Laura out surely he has enough money?

Ladies
Ladies' Bras upsets lady - 27th September 2007

One woman is being driven around the bend by the Ladies Bras song!

Scott and Chappers Kids Performers - 9th October 2007
Scott and Chappers Kids Performers - 9th October 2007

I didn't like the frog! - Scott and Chappers visit a nursery in London and demonstrate their talent in front of some pre-schoolers.

Radio 1
Radio 1's Choir Singers - 20th December 2007

Radio 1 brings in some choir singers to sing in the style of Eileen - the singer stalker Unofficial Mills unleashed.

Rob
Rob's Lost Stuff - 7th February 2007

Ever come home to find your room gone or your family have moved? It appears to be quite common...

Georgina spoils the ending of Lost - 19th June 2007
Georgina spoils the ending of Lost - 19th June 2007

On Tuesday night George spoilt the ending of Lost despite it finishing weeks before. There's an outcry and the entertainment news are forced to apologise the next night.

Celebrity Growler - 19th April 2007
Celebrity Growler - 19th April 2007

Scott replaces 'Celebrity Tarzan' with his own feature - Celebrity Growler.

Jo Whiley
Jo Whiley's Love Lounge - 16th March 2007

Scott gets revenge on Jo Whiley by putting together this compilation of clips for the 'Love' Lounge.

Drinking Dilemma - 5th July 2007
Drinking Dilemma - 5th July 2007

On a date but the other partner isn't drinking? This happened to one caller with Russell. He wasn't drinking but she was. Hear the Dear Deirdre style reconstruction...

Talking Jesus - 6th November 2007
Talking Jesus - 6th November 2007

Out in shops now... it's a talking Jesus doll!

Matt Damon - 9th October 2007
Matt Damon - 9th October 2007

The Matt Damon game is still going strong. Today some bin men have a go.

Making Scott laugh in Germany - 28th August 2007
Making Scott laugh in Germany - 28th August 2007

Scott goes live to the airwaves of Germany can they make him laugh?

Chopper is Notorious B.I.G - 15th August 2007
Chopper is Notorious B.I.G - 15th August 2007

Chopper is Notorious B.I.G - he auditions for the role in the latest FOX Movie.

Baby News - 3rd August 2007
Baby News - 3rd August 2007

Comedy Dave's baby news as announced by Scott Mills.

Scott
Scott's in the newspapers - 20th July 2007

Scott's in the newspapers today and Chopper explains where he was yesterday.

Dear Deirdre - 17th July 2007
Dear Deirdre - 17th July 2007

Scott's concerned about kids with imaginary friends and the finale of Cliff's changeable girlfriend.

Get Me Out Of Here - 12th March 2007
Get Me Out Of Here - 12th March 2007

Scott and Chappers help a listener get out of a date in 'Get Me Out Of Here'.

Hiccups - 23rd October 2007
Hiccups - 23rd October 2007

Following Scott's ear infection yesterday the show have found a guy that's worse off than him. A guy who's had the hiccups for a week!

Scott talks about office bins - 4th October 2007
Scott talks about office bins - 4th October 2007

Scott speaks our mind by talking about the bins in the office. Where do you put half full cups? We need to know!

Chappers
Chappers' Reconstruction - 20th August 2007

Chappers attempts a reconstruction.

Scott
Scott's Daughter - 12th February 2007

Scott has a nineteen-year-old daughter didn't you know?

Scott
Scott's Proposal - 16th June 2007

Scott has a confession to make when one female caller proposes to him.

Mickey Mouse Degrees - 24th January 2007
Mickey Mouse Degrees - 24th January 2007

Scott winds up those that have degrees in General Studies Leisure and Tourism and Textiles. Just what's the point?!

Who The Hell Are You? - 16th May 2007
Who The Hell Are You? - 16th May 2007

Scott calls up some phone numbers from the latest piece of spam to land in his inbox. Will he get his millions back?

Celebrity Growler - 16th April 2007
Celebrity Growler - 16th April 2007

Scott replaces 'Celebrity Tarzan' with 'Celebrity Growler'.

Laura
Laura's business trip - 8th March 2007

Laura's paranoid about her boyfriend James working away. Scott thinks she's overreacting. Here he winds her up some more.

Bad Seduction Techniques - 12th June 2007
Bad Seduction Techniques - 12th June 2007

Scott reconstructs another bad seduction technique.

Davina talks kids - 4th October 2007
Davina talks kids - 4th October 2007

Would you bum along with Scott? He's got a catchy theme tune for his upcoming performance with Chappers in front of some kids. And Davina gives her opinion on it all.

Mix Tapes - 25th June 2007
Mix Tapes - 25th June 2007

Here's an American with a scary mix tape.

Chappers sings swing - 4th June 2007
Chappers sings swing - 4th June 2007

Chappers sings some swing versions of your favourite rock classics as part of a Download Festival ticket giveaway. Is he the new Ray Quinn?

Scott Mills Day - 10th May 2007
Scott Mills Day - 10th May 2007

Scott wants a national holiday in his name.

Scott plays out clips of Radio Norfolk again - 9th April 2007
Scott plays out clips of Radio Norfolk again - 9th April 2007

Scott plays out clips of Sue Marchant and Maggie Seckar from Radio Norfolk out on the radio again.

Indiscreet hotel workers - 6th March 2007
Indiscreet hotel workers - 6th March 2007

Scott speaks to Carla - a hotel worker - who found some photographs left in a hotel room that she was cleaning.

Beccy tries to woo a man - 3th July 2007
Beccy tries to woo a man - 3th July 2007

Scott advises listeners how to woo a man whilst Beccy upstairs calls a few people at Radio 1 to see if the tips work...

No Cussing Club - 23rd October 2007
No Cussing Club - 23rd October 2007

Want to be cool like Scott? Join the no cussing club. You even get a t-shirt.

Matt Damon! - 11th October 2007
Matt Damon! - 11th October 2007

The Matt Damon craze continues!

Ladies
Ladies' Bras Song - 1st October 2007

Ladies Bras makes it into the Top 40... but where? We find out.

The BRITs 2007 - 14th February 2007
The BRITs 2007 - 14th February 2007

Backstage at the BRITs - Joss Stone turns bitchy Noel Gallagher reveals the winners early Take That talk to Scott and Steven Tyler talks about that Girls Aloud and Sugababes cover.

Tales of the paranormal - 25th May 2007
Tales of the paranormal - 25th May 2007

Laura believe her television has been taken over by the paranormal. Chappers also thinks the same about his TV as his viewing of Scooby Doo went up the shoot...

Jenny wrecks Nick
Jenny wrecks Nick's stuff - 9th May 2007

Nick's flat stuff is wrecked by former girlfriend Jenny.

Barbie
Barbie's Pussy - 2nd March 2007

Just what is going on at Barbie HQ? First they make a hot tub party bus and now Barbie has a weeing cat. She's going off the rails much like Britney. Listen in here.

Dear Deirdre - 2nd July 2007
Dear Deirdre - 2nd July 2007

Is singing Busted songs romantic? A call from one girl about it leads to Zane Chopper and Scott recalling their favourite Busted songs...

Radio 1
Radio 1's Star Pupil Show - 26th January 2007

It's Radio 1's Star Pupil and Scott takes McFly and the show to a school.

F Cup Cookies - 13th August 2007
F Cup Cookies - 13th August 2007

Fancy some F Cup Cookies? Girls only please. They increase your breast cup size and are biscuits at the same time.

The Bill - 3rd August 2007
The Bill - 3rd August 2007

Everybody's talking about it and everyone's in it...

Poem for Georgie Thomson - 31st January 2007
Poem for Georgie Thomson - 31st January 2007

Scott calls Georgie Thomson from Sky Sports News to patch things up between her and Chappers. Will his poem make things better?

Liberty X Split - 25th May 2007
Liberty X Split - 25th May 2007

Scott takes a day off because 'Liberty X have split'. Hear he plays out some answerphone messages he's received from the band...

Paris Hilton is going down - 8th May 2007
Paris Hilton is going down - 8th May 2007

Scott's mentioned in a church service and Paris Hilton is 'going down'.

Thick contestants on crap quizzes - 6th April 2007
Thick contestants on crap quizzes - 6th April 2007

You know those local radio quizzes? They're awful and they're often very easy. But it doesn't mean everyone can manage to give the right answer... listen to this clip off of Australia.

British Gas have broken into Scott
British Gas have broken into Scott's home - 28th February 2007

While Scott was in the studio British Gas managed to break into Scott's house. He's not happy at all.

Make Jo Whiley laugh - 4th October 2007
Make Jo Whiley laugh - 4th October 2007

More jokes from Paul the Voiceover Guy as they try to make moody Jo laugh.

Comedy Dave is dead? - 6th August 2007
Comedy Dave is dead? - 6th August 2007

Aled reports in his blog that Comedy Dave is dead!

Women who sound like men - 1st August 2007
Women who sound like men - 1st August 2007

Women who sound like men on the phone and vice versa.

Calvin Harris Parody - 31st July 2007
Calvin Harris Parody - 31st July 2007

There's a rubbish parody of Calvin Harris' The Girls - The Boys.

Things To Say To The Ladies - 22nd May 2007
Things To Say To The Ladies - 22nd May 2007

Seven hot things to tell a lady... starring Jo Whiley and Scott's mum.

Music that turns you gay - 9th March 2007
Music that turns you gay - 9th March 2007

According to an organisation called 'CHOPS' certain songs can make you gay. Scott discusses it with Chris Moyles.

Harry Potter Cone Kid - 23rd October 2007
Harry Potter Cone Kid - 23rd October 2007

Proof that all Harry Potter fans are stupid.

Lorraine Kelly sings Ladies
Lorraine Kelly sings Ladies' Bras - 3rd October 2007

Lorraine Kelly seems to be losing her marbles. Bless her. But she's really backing the Ladies Bras song. The good news is money is going to charity. Hear her on LK Today...

Lorraine Kelly on the phone - 1st October 2007
Lorraine Kelly on the phone - 1st October 2007

On the phone is Lorraine Kelly who loves the Ladies Bra song.

Seduction by piano - 15th June 2007
Seduction by piano - 15th June 2007

You go back to a girl's place and she gets the horn. Would you be a bit freaked when she starts playing the piano? I think so.

Seducing Laura - 22nd May 2007
Seducing Laura - 22nd May 2007

What a can a cup of coffee really lead to? Scott and Chappers try to seduce Laura.

Harry Potter ending revealed - 19th July 2007
Harry Potter ending revealed - 19th July 2007

The new Harry Potter book's out tomorrow and a delivery man reveals more about the book. What will K T Tunstall say when she finds out Scott's revealed the ending?

Thick contestants on crap quizzes - 5th April 2007
Thick contestants on crap quizzes - 5th April 2007

More competitions with hilarious consequences on local radio.

Buckfast Guy vs The Fratellis - 16th February 2007
Buckfast Guy vs The Fratellis - 16th February 2007

Last night it was the BRITs and the Entertainment News team had a whole host of exclusive interviews. But listen to this clip of the Fratellis talking to Natalie Jamieson. Some listeners reckon they sound a lot like Buckfast Guy. What do you reckon?

F Cup Cookies - 10th December 2007
F Cup Cookies - 10th December 2007

It's "Big Boobie Cookie" - do they really work?

Britney
Britney's Electricity Problems - 2nd November 2007

Britney's got issues - this time it is with her electricity supplier...

Matt Damon - 3rd October 2007
Matt Damon - 3rd October 2007

It's the Matt Damon game on Radio 1. Today a military base gets a rude awakening by Matt's worshippers.

Scott and Laura perform High School Musical - 26th January 2007
Scott and Laura perform High School Musical - 26th January 2007

Scott and Laura perform High School Musical as part of Radio 1's Star Pupil in 2007.

Bagging - 25th June 2007
Bagging - 25th June 2007

Scott has discovered a new sex craze known as 'bagging'.

Another wine - 21st May 2007
Another wine - 21st May 2007

It's another wine update on Radio 1.

Cool Grans - 5th April 2007
Cool Grans - 5th April 2007

Scott think he has tracked down the coolest gran in Britain. What do you think?

Dear Deirdre Casebook - 16th July 2007
Dear Deirdre Casebook - 16th July 2007

Laura can't find the latest episode of Carl's changeable girlfriend so she has a new storyline that isn't as good... meanwhile we find out what happened with Jo and Scott in the hotel.

Spice Girls
Spice Girls' Tesco Flaw - 11th December 2007

Scott's spotted a flaw in the Spice Girls recent obsession with Tesco.

Rugby Analysis -  22nd October 2007
Rugby Analysis - 22nd October 2007

Scott's analysis of the news - particularly the rugby. Isn't that the bloke off This Morning?

Can Scott make Jo Whiley laugh - 3rd October 2007
Can Scott make Jo Whiley laugh - 3rd October 2007

Can Scott make Jo Whiley laugh? She's not got a lot to laugh about at the moment so how about a joke or two...

Edith on a sledge - 8th February 2007
Edith on a sledge - 8th February 2007

Scott plays out a clip of Edith on a sledge from earlier in the day.

Glastonbury Car Park - 25th June 2007
Glastonbury Car Park - 25th June 2007

Say hello to 'West 21' - an area of the Glastonbury car park - who are in a huge traffic jam.

Mistaken Identity - 27th July 2007
Mistaken Identity - 27th July 2007

Scott mistakes a 'normo' for a Radio 1 producer he thought he used to work with.

Scott
Scott's Perfume Range - 24th January 2007

Scott discusses plans to launch his own perfume range.