May 2012 Podcasts

Innuendo Bingo Is Ace - 1st May 2012	Ace from 1Xtra takes Beccy’s place in an amazing Innuendo Bingo battle with Chris. Chris creates a brutally honest voice over for Beccy’s potential rap album and thinks artists would shift more albums adopted this style too. It is Chris’s turn for Show & Tell and Greg James takes part in Oh! What's Occurring?. After TOWDS posted his bacon sandwich and ate his letter this morning the team discuss the perils of being on auto pilot.
Scotty The Fish - 2nd May 2012	Scott wants to become a Mob Wife as a result of his Show And Tell. The team are concerned that there is a growing amount of undervalued and unappreciated professions these days. So as a result Chris goes on a mission to salute Buskers, Baristas and Sculptures with a large applause though others don't seem so keen to join in. Greg James and Matt LeBlanc star in today's Oh! What's Occurring?
Milk Innuendo Bingo - 3rd May 2012	Gemma Cairney plays innuendo Bingo and as part of her initiation to Radio 1 Weekend Breakfast has to replace water with milk in today’s game. Its Thursday so the PR4L reads out your Dear Scott’s and Greg James plays Oh! What’s Occurring? Having recently split up with his girlfriend, listener Tom invites Chris to take her place at their couple's photo-shoot.
Apple Bobbing and Bromance - 6th May 2012	Listener Tom and our very own Chris get their photo's taken looking very dapper in various situations. Greg James plays Oh What's Occurring and The One That Doesn't Speak goes in on the Apple Bobbing. Hannibal Buress was Scott's Show and Tell.
Various Liquid Innuendo Bingo - 8th May 2012	Chris played an amazing game of Innuendo Bingo. Various liquids including pea soup, bio yogurt and spaghetti hoops ended up all over his face. It was messy. Scott told us about what happened when he went backstage at Britain’s Got Talent, including meeting David Walliam's dog. Greg James joined in for Oh What's Occurring, plus a Ruth Lorenzo (off of X Factor) story and funny names for hairdressers.
The Hoff (And Hes On FORM) - 9th May 2012	The Hoff is here for what turns out to be a really *quite* special interview. We'd try and summarise it here but it would be impossible. Do listen. Also, Chris is experimenting about whether scenes from films could work in real life and Scott has had a moment with his ring.
Doffing In Innuendo Bingo & Gatis from BGT - 10th May 2012	The clips you've all found for Innuendo Bingo are particularly special today. Get ready to find out the secret of a good doff. Also, Gatis from Britain's Got Talent is on to prove that he's probably the best Latvian comedian going.
Scotts Special Sample - 11th May 2012	It's a very special edition of Oh! today as Chris and Greg try to work out which mystery liquid is Scott's Special Sample. Also, the usual Friday stuff, including One Direction opening a meat shop, some fuge news and Scott potentially going to prison for spending too long on a roundabout.
Chris' BGT Conspiracy Theory - 14th May 2012	Chris has a theory that Britain's Got Talent may not have been all that it seemed. Plus, Scott has to DJ in front of a crowd who aren't exactly his usual fans, Oh What's Occuring and more of Chris's efforts to recreate film scenes in real life.
Tim Minchin and Innuendo Bingo - 15th May 2012	It's Best Guest week this week and Beccy makes an impressive start with her guest, comedian Tim Minchin. He has a tinkle on the ivories and gives Scott some much-needed tips for his upcoming musical. More Dear Scotts and Beccy gets some beauty advice whereas Chappers gets a slating. We marvel at pop sensations the Dollyrockers. Plus Stupid Street is in full force on Oh! What's Occurin'
The Torbay VIP Challenge - 16th May 2012	Scott sets the teams a very silly Mills-style challenge as they compete to win a ticket to the big Radio 1 Torbay show for them and all their mates. Plus, Scott's wondering whether he can come to work in pyjamas, and there's a very cheesy edition of Oh! What's Occurin'?
Engelbert Humperdinck Plays Darts - 17th May 2012	He's here! Legendary old-school singer-man and 2012 UK Eurovision entry, Engelbert Humperdinck is on to chat about his big night out with Scott and Chris. Chris sets him a darts challenge. Duck! Also, Tom Deacon plays some Innuendo Bingo.
Grimmy Sits In And Talks #ToiletGirl - 18th May 2012	Nick Grimshaw is doing the show today while Scott is off'uv Azerbaijan doing Eurovision. Chris is still here though, feeling all jealous of Scott's travels. Grimmy and Chris chat about a toilet catastrophe, stripping at Kanye's after party and play more Oh! What's Occuring?
Grimmy Sits In While Scotts At Eurovision - 21st May 2012	Nick Grimshaw's in charge while Scott is at the Eurovision Song Contest. If you're missing Scott though (like Chris) then don't worry, we'll be chatting to him on the phone. There's also more Call Or Delete and an Apprentice-themed game of Oh What's Occuring with lots of English Sparkling Wine!
Grimmy Is Annoying Matt Fincham - 22nd May 2012	Scott's still well abroad for Eurovision, so Nick Grimshaw's in all week. Today, he takes on the noble show tradition of annoying Matt Fincham. When this all started Matt was just some guy who worked on the Chris Moyles Show. Now he's in charge of Grimmy's night time show, making him all the easier to wind-up! Keep your hair on Fincham!
Grimmy Has A Facebook Cull - 23rd May 2012	Nick Grimshaw sits in for Scott, with the man himself on the line from Azerbaijan the day after his first big Semi. A full Eurovision recap is ON including Jedward and the amazing San Marino Facebook song. Also, Chris has a new game to play, and it involves a Facebook CULL. Be afraid!
Grimmy With Liam From One Direction - 24th May 2012	Nick Grimshaw speaks to Liam Payne from One Direction who are on tour in America. Some very important information about 1D's laundry comes to light. Plus, there's more from Scott at Eurovision, another round of Innuendo Bingo and Oh! What's Occuring? with Lim-La off'uv the Radio 1 office. All the big guests here.
Grimmys plan to annoy Matt backfires - 25th May 2012	All we wanted to do was annoy Grimmy's night-time producer Matt Fincham, but it completely backfired. We earned him loads of Twitter followers, and then Lily Allen asked him out. Also today, we had Radio 1's king of Dance Anthems, Danny Howard, in for a game of Oh! What's Occuring?
Nick Frost, kids’ text conversations and Eurovision - 28th May 2012	Nick Frost from Shaun Of The Dead and Hot Fuzz pops in to talk about Japanese restaurants where the waiters are Ninjas. Also: Chris criticises Scott’s appearance on Eurovision and tells him how he could have made it better. We have evidence that rapper, Fat Joe, may have had a wee in the middle of a radio interview and we reveal what a text conversation between a 9 year old and a 7 year old is like. The answer: bizarre and hilarious. As well as this, one of our listeners spends a holiday with Gino D’Acampo and the Scissor Sisters are on Oh! What’s Occurring?
Oh! Wok’s Occurring? - 29th May 2012	Scott wants to start celebrating celebrity occasions by writing to them and sending gifts to see who writes back. Listeners help him decide what to send to the stars and a nudie pen seemed to get the vote today. Also Chris felt that Scott wasted his role as the UK Presenter for Eurovision by announcing the result just ‘normally’.  So he looks into other jobs where there is an opportunity to jazz things up and decides to showcase his potential announcer skills as a returning officer at the elections. Rihanna from films plays Innuendo Bingo with Chris. As well as this, one of our listeners gets a letter from J.K. Rowling and Gok and his wok are on Oh! Wok’s Occurring?
More From Gok And His Wok - 30th May 2012	Chris tests out the theory ‘can scenes from movies happen in real life?’ by re-enacting a scene from Jerry Maguire in the office, the answer this time is no! Also, Scott and Chris want to know the rules and logistics of Street Parties for the Jubilee weekend celebrations. If Nina Nesbit has her Nesbians, Nicki Minaj has Barbs and Lady Gaga has Monsters then what should Scott’s fans called? As well as this, one of our listeners knows all the words to Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging and Donald and his trademarked Trumps feature in Oh! What’s Occurring?
Rachel Off Of Countdown Gets Wet In Innuendo Bingo - 31st May 2012	Rachel Riley from Countdown and Chris get soaked in Innuendo Bingo. Loreen who won the Eurovision Song Contest is in to chat to Scott about the Russian Grannies giving her a voodoo doll. Also, Dev from early breakfast is on to launch the Dev Direct phone line and received an early morning prank call from Scott. In Dear Scott’s listeners have a business offer for Scott, some possibly not entirely factual facts about China and the character ‘Slaggy Lindsay’ from Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging is an actual voice over at Radio 1. One of our listeners turns 18 and street party etiquette is discussed. As well as that in Oh! What’s Occurring? With Zane Lowe how many times did Chris and Rachel spit in the bucket in the earlier Innuendo Bingo?

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