March 2009 Podcasts

Animals, Spys and OAPs - 3rd March 2009	Owls at weddings, Scott pretends to be a Spook but will anyone believe him? And What Are Those Old People On About?
Napoleon Live! - 4th March 2009	Scott was joined in the studio by Beccy's replacement Napoleon the parrot, who also took on Chappers in Oh! What's Occurring?. While Greg James joined us to play the Honesty Game.
Missed Connections - 5th March 2009	Beccy's still off, so instead of Classifieds Scott's found some Missed Connection adverts. They're people who've seen people they fancy and want to get in touch... by putting an ad in the paper! There's more from Itemised Bill man and is it Lady's Day yet or not? Plus, Napoleon's back on Oh! What's Occurring and we chat to Ronan Keating up a mountain.
Scott goes to Downing Street - 6th March 2009	Gordon Brown has summoned Scott so he's got his best suit on. Plus, there are deer and Beccy's celebrity mates in Dear Scott. And we find out who the nation's favourite man crush is in Oh! What's Occurring.
Number 2 in Number 10 - 9th March 2009	Scott went to see the Prime Minister yesterday so we find out ALL the gossip. And if that's not enough... It's Only Bley Friday!!
Rob Brydon & Ruth Jones - 10th March 2009	Gavin and Stacey's Bryn & Nessa pop in to talk about their single for Comic Relief. Plus, Scott wants a walkie-talkie, we've found an amazing Watchmen cartoon and Pete Tong does the conga as part of Oh! What's Occurring!
Wing, Winehouse & What's Occurring - 10th March 2009	Scott's got brand new Wing material and some random bits from Amy Winehouse on telly. Also, possibly the last ever Oh, What's Occuring and this week your 'Dear Scott' letters read by a posh Radio 4 man!
Missed Connections - 12th March 2009	Scott's put his own Missed Connections advert in the paper, but will he get any replies? Colin Murray pops in to play the Honesty Game and Chappers admits that a tv cookery show recently made him cry. Plus, find out just how funny Edith's interview with Jennifer Anniston and Owen Wilson was in Oh! What's Occurring.
Matt Lucas & David Walliams - 16th March 2009	The comedy legends pop in to talk about Comic Relief and looking like Beccy! Plus, It's Only Bley Friday!!!
Scott's back - 18th March 2009	It's Best Guest week this week and Beccy makes an impressive start with her guest, comedian Tim Minchin. He has a tinkle on the ivories and gives Scott some much-needed tips for his upcoming musical. More Dear Scotts and Beccy gets some beauty advice whereas Chappers gets a slating. We marvel at pop sensations the Dollyrockers. Plus Stupid Street is in full force on Oh! What's Occurin'
Show and Tell - 19th March 2009	Scott's got something amazing to show us that he thinks will make him a fortune! Plus, the best flight attendant ever, Scott in trunks, I Hate My Life and Kerry Katona on Oh! What's Occurring.
The Principle's Office - 20th March 2009	Scott's got a new favourite TV show from America - set in the headmasters office. There are strange plane announcements and naked yoga in Dear Scotts. There's farting and your favourite members of Take That in Oh! What's Occurring. Plus, talking about the worst thing your mum cooks leads us to trying Scott's new sandwich suggestion... sausage roll, cheese AND mayonnaise in a bun!
It's Only Bley Friday! - 23rd March 2009	The weekend has arrived and Scott's been randomly spotted on the internet!
Magic = Love - 24th March 2009	Scott's found this film on the internet called "Flirting with Magic"... can it help you find true love? Plus, want to be hounded by the paparazzi all day? Now you can be, like an actual celeb! And is it wrong to go out with someone with the same name as your parents?!
Self Defence - 25th March 2009	Scott's found some old self defence videos, which he gets Beccy to try out on Chappers. Plus, old lady hairdryers, being related to Dot Cotton from Eastenders and an incredibly honest Honesty Game.
Show and Tell - 26th March 2009	Beccy's brought Tim Minchin in (almost), Chappers has some finger drums and Scott wins again with his amazing public advice films from the 1950s. Plus, take extra care when uploading your photos, the Apprentrice rejects make us laugh and Beccy's Classifieds: Home Edition.
Scott loves Ray's Anatomy - 29th March 2009	Yep, Scott's found an amazing new TV show, this time all about plastic surgery. Chappers bring in some of Scott's old work for Show & Tell. Plus, asking for a double bed, Beccy in a slimming suit and Hugh Jackman, horses and a very cold One That Doesn't Speak in Oh! What's Occurring.
It's Only Scott's Bley Birthday - 30th March 2009	It's Only Bley Friday and it's Scott's birthday tomorrow, but he didn't want a fuss... so we didn't bother. Luckily Jono from Unofficial Mills did and he's got some lovely messages from Wing. Plus, some top tips from our favourite magazine!
Tagliatelle of the Sailor's Blouse - 31st March 2009	Scott's back from Spain and has brought the menu from the restaurant to show us... some very interesting dishes on there! Plus, the Shockingly Big Fact Hunt, Beccy prank calls Chappers again, some child genuises and a funny woman from Come Dine With Me.

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