February 2013 Podcasts

I've Got A Standing Ovation In My Pants 01 Feb 13	Those were the historic words of Chris Stark as he stepped out of the glass elevators of BBC Broadcasting House in only his pants in front of a delighted crowd. Find out how we got there in today's podcast! Also, find out if Greg kept his promise to get naked in the Zambezi. (Although the challenges in this podcast are now over, if you want to follow Scott's instructions and give your pound the text number still works and your money will go to Comic Relief. Details here:  http://www.rednoseday.com/donate/zambezi)
Tap End, Trolls And Pants! 04 Feb 13	Chris's adventures at the Tap End continue.
Deborah Meaden Is In.... Or Is She? 05 Feb 13	Chris is most surprised when his favourite dragon, Mrs Mead, seems to finally be 'in' on one of his ideas. But will he be a compatible business partner for her? Alice, off'uv Phil and Alice, off'uv the night, is in for a spot of Innuendo Bingo. She's bringing her own protection. Scott is worried his house might be trying to kill him. And there's a Radio 1 Presenter Special in Real Or No Real.
How Much For McDonald?! 06 Feb 13	Scott and Chris went to a very special auction last night. Listen to today's episode of 24 Years At The Tap End to hear how the boys nearly ended up spending the night with Loose Woman, Jane McDonald. Plus, get to know more (potentially made up) background on the Radio 1 presenters in Real Or No Real. Meet Radio 1's new interns. And we're loving the, errrm... tolls?!
Sara Cox Innuendo Bingo #AAA Special 07 Feb 13	It's headcam day as part of Radio 1's Access All Areas and Chris is wearing it to give you a view right up Sara Cox's nose during Innuendo Bingo. The cameras cause chaos throughout the show as we show far more than we intended. Also, Scott's been watching weird documentaries again and has got another strange idea. Plus, Greg James plays Real Or No Real.
Does Carly Rae Jepsen Follow Owl City? 08 Feb 13	...that's just one of the many important questions we settle in today's podcast. Are the cast of Friends actually friends? How has Chris annoyed the WHOLE Radio 1 office? Why does Scott still think his house is trying to kill him? And did Sara Cox really sing Bohemian Rhapsody to the crowd at Wimbledon?
Chris Doesn't Know Any Actors 11 Feb 13	Chris has the world's worst film knowledge. Scott puts this to the test with the stars of last night's BAFTAs. There's another 24 Years At The Tap End. Dan and Phil are in to play Access All Areas themed Real Or No Real. And it's been a beefy week on Lovin' The Trolls!
Ke$ha! Plus Nihal On Innuendo Bingo 12 Feb 13	Kesha has revealed a lot on this show before. Probably too much. But she goes even further today. Hear what happened when we talk to one of our more excitable pop favourites. Also, Nihal has been waiting to play Innuendo Bingo for a very long time and the tension's really been building up. Hear his explosive first time. Chris is having a bad time on Facebook. Real Or No Real returns. And will Scott be able to maintain an impartial straight face as he explains how to vote for The Brits.
Valentine's Day At The Tap End 13 Feb 13	Chris recounts some tales from previous Valentine's Days spend at the Tap End. Will any of his bids for a girl's heart be successful? Scott is up to all sorts of mischief during the Radio 1 playlist meeting. Chris has managed to do something so odd it's even freaked out Ke$ha. And we invite one of the office interns onto the show to play Real Or No Real.
Danny Howard Gets A Soaking 14 Feb 13	Chris takes on Danny in what turns out to be the wettest Innuendo Bingo, ever! The Posh Radio 4 Lady is back to read more of your emails in Dear Scott. A listener has found the worst song you could ever do at kareoke. And it's Valentine's Day so, as you'd expect, Chris is VERY stressed.
All Time Low And Rita Ora's Socks 15 Feb 13	All Time Low are in the studio for the first play on Radio 1 of their new single. Scott has hundreds of questions from their fans to ask! Plus, find out why Chris has leant his socks to Rita Ora. And the final Radio 1 DJ Real Or No Real.
Rita Ora's Stuffed Ferret 18 Feb 13	As a joke Scott set Rita Ora the challenge to try to get a weird fact into her tour documentary. Except she took it seriously... and now a 1Xtra documentary has gone out with Rita talking about her love of Taxidermy. Oops. Also, Chris is back at the Tap End. Dan and Phil play Real Or No Real. And Lawrence is back to read more of your very positive feedback.
Innuendo Bingo With Tom Deacon 19 Feb 13	Tom Deacon is in to play Innuendo Bingo, featuring unintentional filth from the likes of Clare Balding, The Today Programme, Terry Wogan and DJ Target. Plus, Scott is all sorts of nervous about The Brits competition and Greg is here to play Real Or No Real.
Bajan Beans At The Tap End 20 Feb 13	Chris has some fond memories of his time with The One That Doesn't Speak including their shared love of a meal called Bajan Beans. Or is it Beige And Beans? More on this in today's chapter from 24 Years At The Tap End, Chris's autobography. Plus, memories of the Brits, a Brit Awards themed Real Or No Real and we meet our competition winner, Millie.
The Day After The Brits And Scott Feels Fine 21 Feb 13	How could this possibly have occurred? Find out in today's podcast, along with a chance to hear another classic Innuendo Bingo featuring Rihanna Off'uv Films. Charlie Sloth plays Real Or No Real. And the PR4L reads your letters in Dear Scott!
Alice Levine's Filthy Habit And Goodbye TOTDS 22 Feb 13	Scott has some belated Brits gossip about how Alice Levine spent the early hours of Thursday morning. Have you ever been in a situation that was just too embarrassing to style it out? Chris is looking forward to seeing the back of Fun. Rumours abound about the late night habits of Radio 1's dance DJs. There's a surprise appearance from a member of Blue. And it's The One That Doesn't Speak's last ever show :'(
Chris At The Bingo 25 Feb 13	Chris has had another wild night out... this time at the bingo! He's got some feedback for people running bingo halls and some ideas for improvements. Plus, there's more 24 Years At The Tap End. Dan and Phil play Real Or No Real. There's a moral dilemma about wifi passwords. And our favourite Justin Timberlake backing dancer.
The Easiest Quiz Ever! 26 Feb 12	Scott sets Chris up for a fall by making him play the easiest film quiz ever. There'll be much more on this as the week goes on! Greg is in for Real Or No Real. Scott has had another embarrassing incident, this time at the Supermarket. And Charlie Sloth is in to play Innuendo Bingo for the very first time.
Scott Mills's Interviewing Masterclass 27 Feb 13	Ahead of Chris's interview with a mystery A List star on Friday, Scott puts him through his paces with an Interviewing Masterclass. Plus, Toddla T plays Real Or No Real. 24 Years At The Tap End focusses on a very special lady in Chris's life. The interns' big day has come. And The Harlem Shake - Scott's still not sure.
Arg from TOWIE plays Innuendo Bingo 28 Feb 13	James Argent, better known as Arg from The Only Way Is Essex is in to get a good soaking from Chris in Innuendo Bingo. He's chosen a salmon pink shirt. Bad choice! Scott's had an unfortunate incident with a speakerphone in the office. Chris is getting nervous ahead of his film star interview tomorrow. Huw Stephens plays Real Or No Real. And does Nick Grimshaw have an 'In Emergency Break Glass For Harry Styles' button??

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