August 2012 Podcasts

Bert, The Worlds Best Dad - 1st August 2012	Scott's become obsessed with Bert, the Dad of Chad le Clos, who won last night's 200m butterfly race. He might be the best Dad in the world! Plus he sounds like one of the muppets, which only makes it better. Also on today's show, more games about The Games in Oh! What's Occuring, Chris's fame continues to grow and Beccy trys to sort some last minute music industry transfers with a quick call to Craig David.
Superstar DJ Hannah plays Bingo - 2nd August 2012	Hannah Jacques, the winner of Superstar DJ takes on her next challenge, the spirting frontage of Chris Stark. Will she be dripping after her first ever game of Innuendo Bingo? A listener has uncovered some of Professor Green's earlier work and it's quite surprising. There's more of you letters in Dear Scott. And Chris has really changed. Is he the new Nick Grimshaw with his London party-boy lifestyle?
Gold Medal for Motor Boating - 3rd August 2012	Could you ever have won an Olympic Medal for Motorboating? How about Club Swinging? Find out in today's game of Oh! What's Occurring? Also, there are plenty more chances to win some Scott Mills Points as we find out what your favourite singers used to sound like before they were famous. And a listener has had a run-in with Martin Clunes. That doesn't happen everyday!
Faster Than Bolt - 6th August 2012	Mark Wright, Emily Atack, Tim Vine and Scouting For Girls are among the big names announced today for next Monday at Edinburgh's Fun And Filth Cabaret performance. You'll be able to watch it live on the Radio 1 website and on the Red Button. Plus we audition two listeners on a live video chat, and choose 17-year-old Sam from York to join us for the show. If that's not enough, there's also a quick spurt of 'Who's That Tweeting?', for your chance to earn some valuable Scott Mills Points.
Edinburgh Auditions Part Two - 7th August 2012	With the Fun And Filth Cabaret less than a week away, Grimmy, Dan and Phil are back in the studio to scrutinise some more acts live via video link from their own bedrooms. Rihanna and Chris are back at the bin for a truely epic Innuendo Bingo. And as if that wasn't childish enough, we take a tour of the world's silliest sounding place names in Oh! What's Occurring?
Food Pics and Edinburgh Auditions - 8th August 2012	Chris likes taking pictures of food with his phone. Scott thinks he's weird, but the listeners are all on to stick up for him! Grimmy, Dan Is Not On Fire and Amazing Phil are all in the studio for some more Edinburgh auditions ahead of next week's Fun And Filth Cabaret. Scott has been asked some probing questions by an in-flight questionnaire. And there are more Olympic Scott Mills Points to be won in Oh! What's Occurring?
Have A Good One - 9th August 2012	Scott has been congratulating Fearne on her exciting baby news but hasn't exactly got the language right. He's also been dressing Chris up in an inappropriate costume. It's all been a bit much. Also, there's more Edinburgh auditions and another Olympics-themed Oh! What's Occurring?
One Direction First Anniversary - 10th August 2012	One year ago today, Scott played 'What Makes You Beautiful' for the first time. To mark this special occasion we're, errr... doing Dear Scott and playing Oh! What's Occurring! There's also some final admins to do today before Edinburgh's Fun & Filth Cabaret next week.
Daniel Sloss And Mark Watson In Edinburgh - 13th August 2012	Scott's in Edinburgh for the Fringe Festival and to prepare for the first night of Radio 1's Fun And Filth Cabaret. Beccy, Chris and Grimmy are along too. Chris has been sent out to watch some shows and in the meantime Grimmy and Beccy occupy themselves with some Innuendo Bingo. Comedians and Edinburgh survivors of many years, Daniel Sloss and Mark Watson pop in to chat to Scott too.
Rhod Gilbert, Shlomo and Scouting For Girls - 14th August 2012	Day two of Scott's week at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and he's joined by more top comedians including Rhod Gilbert, Jason Byrne and Frisky & Manish. Scott takes a look back at the first night of The Fun And Filth Cabaret and Example looks ahead to hosting tonight's show, meanwhile Beccy plays Innuendo Bingo, Chris explores the festival and Grimmy celebrates his birthday!
Paloma Faith, Phil and Dan in Edinburgh - 15th August 2012	Fun And Filth Cabaret, Day 3 - AmazingPhil and DanIsNotOnFire join Scott in the Edinburgh studio to play Innuendo Bingo. Paloma Faith plays live ahead of guest-hosting the Cabaret tonight. Chris reviews another free Fringe show. Beccy makes all sorts of a nuisance of herself. Standard!
Stooshe, Joe Lycett and PR4L in Edinburgh - 16th August 2012	Stooshe, Joe Lycett and PR4L join Scott's team in Edinburgh.
Looking Back On Edinburgh with Axis of Awesome - 17th August 2012	It's the day after the triumphant final Fun And Filth Cabaret of 2012 and Scott, Beccy, Chris and Grimmy are reflecting on an amazing week. Axis Of Awesome drop by to do some more of their brilliant parody songs. Chris reviews another free Edinburgh show (this time it's something called 'The Fun And Filth Cabaret'). Plus, there are all the highlights from last night's show including The PR4L's incredible performance, Barry Morgan And His Organ and Stooshe's headlines song.
One Direction Launch Teen Awards - 20th August 2012	On the show today, One Direction and Conor Maynard are both in live! They will be performing at BBC Radio 1's Teen Awards. We also hear from Taylor Swift, and chat to Little Mix - as they will all perform at our Teen Awards too. Plus we have more Dear Scott from The Posh Radio 4 Lady, and Scott plays some of his highlights from The Fun & Filth Cabaret. And Grimmy joins us to play Oh What's Occuring?!
Fazer and Chris Wakes Grimmy - 21st August 2012	On the show today, Fazer joins Scott in the studio and chats about Barry Morgan's world Of Organs. Plus, as Grimmy needs to get used to early starts, Chris decides to wake him up outside his house - with a megaphone. There's also more Dear Scott with the PR4L and another round of Innuendo Bingo with Chris and Beccy.
Truth Or Dare - 22nd August 2012	On the show today - Scott realises that he needs to learn to cook, and we play Truth Or Dare with Grimmy. Sam And The Womp drop in for a surreal chat, and we do the 'Search Engine Game' with Smooth Talkin Dan. More Dear Scott with the PR4L and the first ever Innuendo Bingo with Fearne Cotton!
Innuendo Bingo with Emily Atack - 23rd August 2012	On the show today - Scott annoys people with the Jessie J alarm. Plus more Dear Scott with the PR4L. Little Mix name as many former X Factor contestants as possible in one minute. We try to embarrass Grimmy some more. And Emily Atack off've The Inbetweeners plays Innuendo Bingo.
Nicole Scherzinger, Dappy and Chris at YMCA - 24th August 2012	On the show today - Chris reveals how he ended up staying at a youth hostel last night. Nicole Scherzinger chats X Factor. Dappy pops in for lols. Plus more torturing of Grimmy, Dear Scott, and an 'Oh What's Occuring' all about Muff. And Innuendo Bingo with Danny Howard.
Lion Watch with Mark Wright - 27th August 2012	After sightings of a big cat in Essex, Scott gets Mark Wright on the show to update us. Plus, Chris's review of Reading Festival and some strange noises from Arlene Phillips.
Trevor Nelson On Bingo - 28th August 2012	Trevor Nelson and Chris get soaked in Innuendo Bingo. The bank of Scott Mills is under threat due to successful Innuendo spotting so Scott has to issue a statement to call back the points. Scott has a new favourite in entertainer Diamond Dave and Kirsty Introduces the show.
Chris gets free lunch - 29th August 2012	Chris has come up with a plan to get a free lunch, so runs to the shop to fill up on samples. He's also got a plan to make millions from a phone line. Plus, an update on Trevor Nelson phone-gate.
Thursday - Rant Phoneline - 30th August 2012	Chris is encouraging people to call his helpline to get things off their chests.Rhianna is in playing Innuendo Bingo and today’s show announcer Conor was once dropped by Vernon Kay. Listeners have their emails read out by the PR4L in Dear Scott’s and in Oh! What’s Occuring? The people of Stupid Street confess their latest celebrity dreams.
Cheryl Gets A Nudie Pen - 31st August 2012	Scott tells Chris off for giving Cheryl Cole a 'nudie pen' and makes him write her an apology letter. Also, Scott appears to be obsessed with the transfer deadline day and it's really worrying Chris, but is he as genuine as he seems? The Great British Bake Off is the latest on the list to be banned from Innuendo Bingo. Plus, win more Scott Mills points in a very childish edition of 'Oh! What's Occurring?'

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